Orc: Yeeeeaaah! My breath's freeessshshh!
He chose the best way to say it too.
1. Start out going South from THE HILL. 0.6 miles
2. Cross THE WATER. 1.0 miles
3. Turn. LEFT onto ROAD TO BYWATER 9.3 miles
4. Turn LEFT onto EAST ROAD, toward FROGMORTON 47.8 miles
5. Cross BRANDYWINE BRIDGE 0.1 miles
6. EAST ROAD becomes EAST-WEST ROAD toward BREE 106.3 miles
7. Turn RIGHT onto GREENWAY toward DUNLAND 359.1 miles
8. Cross R. GWATHL�/GREYFLOOD 0.5 miles
9. GREENWAY becomes NORTH-SOUTH ROAD 415.0 miles
10. Ford R. ISEN at FORDS OF ISEN 90.5
11. Cross R. SNOWBOURNE 219.0 miles
12. Cross MERRING STREAM 330.4 miles
13. At MINAS TIRITH, turn LEFT toward MINAS MORGUL 120.8 miles
14. Continue East toward CIRITH UNGOL. 37.3 miles
15. Bear East-North-East toward ORODRUIN 84.7 miles
16. Climb UP toward CRACKS OF DOOM 19.4 miles
When using any walking directions or map, it is a good idea to stop at an inn or hostelry and inquire about news from abroad. Find out whether any wars are brewing, and if so, whether agents of the enemy are pursuing you. This is only an aid in planning. Your eventual route and mileage may vary.
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