"FAQ" stands for what now?

Yes, folks, believe it or not, I was, for quite some time, ignorant of the true meaning of the acronym "F.A.Q." I thought that, like "kool," it was just a silly new way of spelling a word. In this case, I thought it was "fact." So, I went around under the impression that FAQs were "facts," and not Frequently Asked Questions.
Since no one asks me questions frequently, I've decided that I don't really care what the spiff FAQ stands for. To me, it'll always be facts. So, throwing correct spelling to the wind, these are my faqs.

Q: You really didn't know what F.A.Q. meant?
A: Don't rub it in.

Q: What does "GOK" mean?
A: It's shorthand for "God/Goddess/Gods Only Know(s)."

Q: Who's that rat thing with the funky hair?
A: That's Edison "Eddy" Ohms. And if he catches you calling him a rat thing with funky hair, boy are you in for it.

Q: He doesn't scare me. I could take him!
A: Don't kid yourself.

Q: Really! I mean, look at him!
A: Yeah, and what you're looking at is someone who's spent most of his life being bullied and is about two second away from snapping and climbing up a tower with an automatic weapon.

Q: Really?
A: Yep.

Q: Oh. Well...I could've...
A: Sure you could've. If you're still interested, you could swing by The Retrospectrum--

Q: No! I mean, (ahem), that's okay. I...wouldn't want to hurt him.
A: I'm sure he'd appreciate your concern if he gave a flying fish what you thought.

Q: Hey! Wasn't this called High Voltage Studios once? And wasn't Megavolt in it?
A: HVS lives on! It can be found at http://www.geocities.com/zippy_wonder_pest and, though created by the same lunatic, is only a section of Reel Life. And fear not, Megavolt fans! Megs is still a big part of the Studios and will be for as long as he's entertaining (forever!).

Q: What do you mean, only a section? I mean, a lot of it looks the same ... only different. What's the deal?
A: They're two different pages.

Q: Well yes, but everyone looks the same. Why have two seperate pages?
A: Because High Voltage Studios is, for the most part, based on the Disney cartoon "Darkwing Duck." Reel Life is based on everything else I think up. Edison Ohms, for example, does not exist in the DW-verse, though he has been seen there.

Q: Forget squared monkeys - what about these alternate realities?!? My brain hurts....
A: Ah, looks like you could use an explanation!

Q: Hey, do you draw pictures for people? And if you do, do you charge them anything?
A: I have been known to draw the occasional picture for someone (if asked nicely, or even just because I felt like it). And so far I haven't charged anything. ...Anything but your immortal SOUL!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Ahem. Urm. Now. What was I saying? Oh yes. No charge for pictures. ;)

Have a question burning in your mind like a red hot metal snap on your jeans fresh out of the dryer? (Ouch!) Email your questions to me at [email protected]! and I'll put them up here with some sort of answer. Whether it's the right one or not depends entirely on my mentality when I write it. ;)

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