IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE RIGHT
Tess is walking down one of Roswell's sunny streets. The sun is out, the birds are chirping and she is in a pretty good mood. As she travels down the sidewalk, a girl bumps into her, hard. When she looks at the girl, she notices that she is wearing the same shirt as another girl who she bumped into earlier in the day. The shirt is all black with the letter V and G on it in blood red. Tess, being dumber than a rock, thinks nothing of it, mutters "Sorry" and then proceeds on her way. As she walks away, she hears the girl in the shirt speak into a walkie-talkie, "Blanca here, the gerbil is getting into position, over." Tess shakes her head a little, you know, to clear those pesky little thing called thoughts, out of there and continues on her merry way. As she is coming to a crosswalk, she hears whispering and rustling coming from a bush. When she turns to look, she sees two MORE girls with the same shirt in a bush with what appears to be a remote control. "She's going to see us, Anne," the first girl says to the second. "Calm down, Anne," the second responds, "if the idiot asks us what we are doing here, we'll just make up a stupid excuse. She'll buy anything." Tess approaches the two girls, "Um, what are you two doing in that bush," she asks with that puzzled look on her face. "Well," Anne B. responds, "we are in here cause it's our job. This is what we do for a living, we are tree surgeons and this bush is in dire need of water." "Really?," Tess asks, her eyes getting even freakishly wider. "Yup, Anne M. jumps in, "we go all over the world to help trees and bushes in need. It's INCREDIBLY rewarding." "That's SO interesting, I hope he makes it, bye," Tess says as she walks away. "Wow, the peroxide really has eaten away her gray matter," Anne M. says while shaking her head. "Shhh," Anne B. says, "she almost right where we need her." As Tess is crossing the street, Anne B. pushes the button on her remote control. The "Don't walk" light appears on the pole thing that tells you when to walk (like my vocab skills there?). Tess stops dead in her tracks, waiting for the nice light to tell her to walk again. From around the corner, the sound of screeching tires can be hear. A jeep, very much like the one that the Evans' own, comes flying around a turn, in the car, there are more girls with the same shirt. Tess begins to run and then remembers that the "Don't' Walk" sign is still lit up so she stays where she is. And that, my friend, is how some members of the Vigilante Girls kill Tess. The car hits into Tess with a great force, knocking her ten feet away from the car. The passengers disembark. "Nice driving, MD," Meredith says to the girl who had the honors of killing Tess. "Yeah," Addison says, turning to MD, "you smashed her face in really nicely." MD smiles widely. "Umm, should we get out of here now or what? I'm not too fond of hanging around the scene of a crime," Patricia says Denise pipes up, "It doesn't matter if we get caught. Come up with any dumb thing, everyone here takes whatever is said at face value anyway. That is how this whole mess started, remember?" "TESS!!!!!", comes a scream from across the street. Isabel runs to the crumpled mess that what Tess. "What happened? Did anyone see who....", she trails off as she notices the car that the girls are standing in front of is obviously the one that hit Tess. She begins to back away. "Isabel wait," Jezebel calls after her. "How do you know my name?" Isabel asks. "Well," Jezebel begins, "we are from your home planet. We were sent here, through time to put an end to Tess. She was evil she had to die." Isabel looks doubtful. "She's telling you the truth Isabel," Meredith says. "We are from your home planet and know all about you. After your birthday party this year, you discovered the granilith. Now, how could I know that if I wasn't from the future?" Before Isabel can answer, Michael comes running up to the scene. "What the hell....", he begins, but before he can answer, Denise and MD advance on him. Denise sucker punches him in the stomach. As he bends over, holding his stomach, MD slaps him upside the back of his head and then takes his feet out from under him. As MD and Denise begin to keep the crap of Michael yelling things like "MAYBE you love her too much" and "you best start treating her right, bitch" Addison turns to Isabel and says, "All part of the master plan, don't worry." "So," Jezebel says, turning away from Isabel and towards the rest of the group, "do we have time to pay Liz and Max a visit and find out where the hell Alex is?" "Unfortunately, no," Addison answers, looking at her watch, "Gale can only use the magic computer to keep us in here for so long. We have to use the portal key in about a minute." The two Annes and Blanca come running up to the rest of the group, smiles stretching from ear to ear. "Good work, everyone," Blanca says as she looks at Tess's dead body and MD and Denise's continuous assault on Michael. "Guys, get back over here, it's almost time to leave," Patricia calls over to the two very angry girls. Before returning to the group, MD whispers to Michael, "Now, you be good and we won't have to kick your ass again." MD and Denise then walk over to the rest of the girls. "Ready," they say. "Now, Isabel," Meredith says, "Just trust us. Tess being dead is a good thing. Oh, and tell your brother that unless he goes and macks it with Liz very soon we will have to return and knock some sense into him." With a smile, the girls all jump back into the Jeep. MD takes out a CD case out of the glove compartment. Isabel can see that the title of the album is No Angel. MD puts the CD in the player and as the strains of the first song comes on, the Jeep, and it's inhabitants, disappear. Isabel tends to Michael and then runs to tell Max that he better make nice with Liz, or he will have some very mad intergalactic chicks on his hands. The end
