FANFIC
Tess is bored. All of her "friends" have gone holiday shopping and failed to invite her. Can't imagine why. To entertain herself she decides to go online and check out various WB sites. As she clicks on links, she decides to read up on Dawson's Creek. She sees something called fanfic and clicks on it. She begins to read a story and realizes that a character in it, Chris Wolfe, sounds an awful lot like Max. So, she spends hours and hours reading the stories. She goes from G to NC-17 very quickly. The computer is very old and has been fixed the Valenti way, which involves duct tape. She has been drinking water ever since finding the "naughty" stories. She is so distracted that she does not notice when she spills the water on a wire that has been fixed using the Valenti method. She clicks on the mouse to scroll down to the climax <ahem> of the story and is electrocuted. The headline next morningreads "Harding hard up - dies"