THE EARTH MOVED
Tess has gone on vacation. She decided to leave Roswell for a little while, cause for some strange reason, she thinks that no one likes her. She goes out to California to where she thinks that she can relax. California, coincidentally, is due for a big earthquake. She goes site seeing, does the usual tourist crap. She is back at her hotel room. The big one hits, she stands in the doorframe and while millions are dying, she is saved...She walks out into the hallway after every one has been evacuated, heaves a sigh of relief, then she is crushed by the roof as it caves in.... (My apologies to anyone in CA or anyone that is afraid of earthquakes)