CEILING FAN
Tess is wandering around the Valenti household feeling all depressed that Max does not love her. She decides that chocolate will make her feel better. She wanders to the kitchen to forage for some. Her favorite way to eat the delectable treat is to throw it up and catch it in her mouth. She has devoured the whole box and throws the last one up into the air. It lands upon the ceiling fan. Determined to eat the last one, she pulls up a chair to the fan. As she is reaching across the fan to get the piece of chocolate, the chair falls out from under her. Luckily (she thinks) her shirt gets caught on the fan. Fortunately (for us) the shirt begins to pull tighter and tighter around her neck, blocking her airway. She slowly is choked to death. When Valenti returns home, he is so engrossed with reading an article about the Buffalo Bills in Sports Illustrated, that he does not notice that she is up there, and turns on the fan to get some air circulating in the house. She spins there for hours. The end.