ANVIL
This death was inspired by last night's episode (A Roswell Christmas Carol).... Tess thinks that she will be "cute" and play a little joke on the Valentis. She takes the new chair that they have bought her and places it in front of the TV, obscuring their view of the Bills playing football....they simply try to look around her. every time they do that, she moves, again obscuring their view.....after this has gone on for about ten minutes there is a strange whizzing noise, as if something is falling from the sky. An anvil crashes thru the roof and right onto Tess' head. She dies, the Bills win and all is right with the world. Note from the author: Ok, this one is a little personal cause a) I love watching football and when she sat in front of the screen
last night, I wanted her dead right then and there b) I know that William Sadler's favorite team is the Bills, as is mine.