CAUSE OF DEATH
By special guest author Rick
Jim Valenti:
"Coroner, what was the cause of death?"
Coroner: "It was a mystery at first. Tess received 67 stab
wounds to the
chest, blunt trauma to the skull, her left leg is missing below the knee, her
eyes have been gouged out, her right arm has been cut off and shoved up her
ass, but none of those were the cause of death.
Jim Valenti: "You said it WAS a mystery. How did you solve
it?"
Coroner: "We performed our standard tests. She died of
syphilis."
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