PAGE THREE --If You Build It They Will Come.
This is the Holy Spirit Church, when i was younger (and forced to attend church ritually) this is where i went. It used to be called something else, but i can't remember what it was-- kinda like everything they used to talk about in church, i've forgotten it all. hmm, where was i? let's just move along to the next church...
I've never been inside this church-- maybe that's because i don't know where the door is�hmm I wonder if they walk thru the walls here instead of using doors, if that�s the case sign me up! From the outside this looks like a pretty small house of god with not much room for a lot of people, i guess it's lucky that Uniting isn't a very popular religion. (I kid, I kid)
This is another local Uniting Church, it's somewhere behind that big gum tree. It's a "community church" meaning i suppose, the community is welcome- hey that means me! cool. According to the sign, they have Sunday School there too...um word to the wise- school on sundays ain't the most happenin' thang...maybe i should go preach that?
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