You are all dumb. I love you, but you are dumb.
I have more projects than ever. Julia, Lauren, Abbey, and jesus christ what the hell am I going to do with Laura, who doesn't like Billy. Because if I keep drilling it into her head, she will finally realize it's true.
I'd talk about my day but it was uneventful. Except I ate lunch with Lauren. I have so many projects. God damn.
What I need is a massage. And a milkshake and a hot bath at the same time.
Here's you sorry excuse for a thing of the day. I put people quotes up. Enjoy.