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w:: Thursday, March 28, 2002 ::


:: RINDU + ANGAU + KEHILANGAN ::

TETIBA jerr kan aku jadi RINDU...
TETIBA jerr kan aku jadi ANGAU...
TETIBA jerr kan aku cam KEHILANGAN seseorang...

Oh RINDU...
Oh ANGAU..
Oh KEHILANGAN...

Ohhhhhhhhh...!!!
Aku RINDU kao NETT
Aku ANGAU kat kao NETT
Aku rasa KEHILANGAN kao NETT...

Belum pon rasa RINDU, rasa ANGAU, rasa KEHILANGAN pada MIE terbang lari...
TETIBA aku rasa RINDU, rasa ANGAU, rasa KEHILANGAN kao NETT...

Oh RINDU...
Oh ANGAU..
Oh KEHILANGAN...

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
:(

p/s: lama tak jumpe NETT & MIE

posted at 3:43 PM


 
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:: PESAKIT & PENYANYI ::

Seorang doktor di sebuah Hospital Sakit Jiwa.....berjalan-jalan di sekitar hospital untuk melawat para pesakit. Tugas ini merupakan akitiviti hariannya sepanjang beliau bertugas.

Sepanjang beliau berjalan, beliau terdengar suara orang sedang menyanyi kalau tidak silapnya. Beliau cuba mencari dari mana datangnya arah suara itu. setelah puas mencari....barulah beliau menyedari suara itu datang dari sebuah bilik berhampiran dan ternyatalah yang menyanyi itu adalah salah seorang pesakitnya yg menyanyi dengan penuh perasaan seolah-olah seorang penyanyi.

Tapi yg hairannya.......beliau melihat pesakit itu..menyanyi dalam keadaan terlentang.......tiba-tiba tak lama kemudian dia meniarap pula......sambil menyanyi.

Doktor itu terus bertanya " Kenapa awak tadi terlentang....tapi sekarang meniarap pula"

Lalu pesakit itu menjawab " OOooo tadi Side A..ini Side B pulak "

p/s: kuang kuang kuang

source: forwarded email from cik miera

posted at 9:29 AM


 
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:: A STORY TO REMEMBER ::

Muniba, a young Muslim university student, was home for the summer. She had gone to visit some sisters one evening & the time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than she had planned.

Evening came & Muniba had to walk home alone but she wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Muniba asked Allah to keep her safe from harm & danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley, she noticed a man standing at the end, as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy & began to pray, asking for Allah's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness & security wrapped around her; she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man & arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the paper that a young girl had een raped in the same alley, just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy & the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety & to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a line up to see if she could identify him. She agreed & immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down & confessed.

The officer thanked Muniba for her bravery & asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Muniba was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered,
"Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF PRAYER!
He, who loses money, loses much;
He, who loses a friend, loses more;
He, who loses FAITH, loses ALL.

May Allah guide us all to the the truth and keep us all on the straight path.

source: forwarded email form cikgu midad to gengjurnal yahoogroups...

posted at 9:20 AM


 
w:: Wednesday, March 27, 2002 ::


:: HARUKO ::


Haaa... Nie lah HARUKO AKAGI iaitu GADIS yang menjadi IMPIAN dan IDAMAN SAKURAGI HANAMICHI. Mungkin kerana RUPA parasnya yang CANTIK membuatkan SAKURAGI jatuh cinta pandang pertama padanya. Dia juga merupakan ADIK kepada TAKENORI AKAGI ( Kapten Pasukan Bola Keranjang Shohoku).

Walaupon dia menyukai ROKAWA KAEDE, tapi dia tetap melayan SAKURAGI dengan baik. Baginya, SAKURAGI adalah seorang SAHABAT. Dia juga mempunyai KEPERCAYAAN yang TINGGI terhadap KEMAMPUAN serta KEBOLEHAN SAKURAGI untuk menjadi pemain bola keranjang TERHANDAL dan secara tak langsung menguatkan pasukan SHOHOKU yang BERUSAHA KERAS untuk menjadi JUARA KEBANGSAAN..

posted at 4:16 PM


 
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:: BOUT SOMETHING ::

+ Still left with the RUNNING NOSE and sometimes HEADACHE and constantly CAUGHING my lungs out....

+ AWAKENED from sleep 3-4 times due to COUGHING HEAVILY...

+ It's been TWO (2) days without any IDEAS and CLEAR picture of the new TASK assigned. [ 3 TASK actually ]

+ THREE (3) new COMIC to READ but just couldn't find the time...

+ FAMISHED...

* SIGHHHHHHHHH

posted at 10:41 AM


 
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:: ADAB KETIKA MENGUAP ::

Hendaklah meletakkan tangan di mulut ketika menguap untuk menutup pandangan yang tidak layak ketika mulut terbuka, juga untuk menghalang sesuatu masuk ke dalam mulut.

Juga disuruh mengurangkan suaranya hingga tidak kedengaran langsung.

Selepas menguap hendaklah beristighfar kepada Allah swt. kerana menguap adalah dari tanda malas dan ia dari syaitan.
Rasulullah saw. bersabda: Dari Abu Hurairah r.a bahawa Nabi bersabda "Sesungguhnya Allah swt. suka akan bersin dan benci akan menguap. Jika salah seorang kamu bersin dan memuji Allah swt., hendaklah orang Islam yang mendengarnya mengucapkan "Yarhamukallah". Adapun menguap adalah dari syaitan, jadi jika seorang kamu menguap maka hendaklah ia mengembalikannya (menahannya) sedapat mungkin, kerana apabila kamu menguap, syaitan ketawa melihatnya. Riwayat Bukhari.

Rasulullah saw. bersabda dari Abu Hurairah r.a. katanya, "Menguap dalam solat adalah dayang daripada syaitan, jika seseorang kamu menguap maka hendaklah ia berusaha menahannya (dari membuka mulut lebar-lebar). Riwayat Tarmizi & Muslim

wallahualam...

source: forwarded mail from cik miera

posted at 7:50 AM


 
w:: Tuesday, March 26, 2002 ::


:: WEEKEND UNDER BLANKET ::

Jumaat lepas, balik dari opis, KAMI (aku + Cik Miera) singgah di PASAR MALAM Bukit Kuchai kat area GEARBOX tuh... Kami bershopping sedikit barang2 keperluan untuk ACARA BERKELAH di TEMPLER PARK pada keesokan harinya iaitu SABTU. Cadangan PICNIC tersebut dikemukakan oleh cik miera. Pada mulanya aku agak KEBERATAN untuk mempersetujui cadangan tersebut. Tapi ku turutkan juga...

Kami membeli bahan2 mentah sebagai bekalan PICNIC esok... Cik Miera bercadang nak masakkan aku BIHUN GORENG dan SANDWICH TELOR.

Tapi sayang... HASRAT kami untuk PICNIC sambil menenangkan fikiran dan lepak2 tak KESAMPAIAN kerana sesuatu yang tak aku jangka terjadi... PAGI2 lagi selepas SUBOH, aku telefon Cik Miera.

Aku: " Hello, Awak... SAYA DEMAM... "
Dia: " Ha? Awak demam?.. "
Aku: " Ha'ah.. TAK LARAT nie... Sorry ek, tak larat ah nak gi PICNIC.. "
Dia: " Ok.. "

Emm... daripada intonasi suara dan gaya percakapan, aku tau dia BENGANG.
Aku tau dia MARAH..
Aku tau dia KECIK ATI...

Dan sepanjang SABTU dan AHAD tuh gak lah dia TARIK MUKA ngan aku...
Dia telefon, tapi macam malas nak cakap....
AKU?? Aku lagilah... NGAN kepala PENING GILLER, HIDUNG SELSEMA, BATUK2, BADAN PANAS MEMBARA tuh tak kuasa aku nak layan RAJUK2 tuh... huh PENAT.

Dan sepanjang SABTU dan AHAD tuh gak lah aku lepak2 dalam selimut. ABIS basah selimut dan tilam tuh dengan PELUH... tapi DEMAM tak kebah2 gak... SAMPAI skang aku masih lagi PENING2 + SELSEMA + BATUK2... TAPI aku tetap pegi KERJE... RAJIN kan aku kan???...

p/s: sebenarnya aku takde idea nak karang2 bagi besh... TENGAH BLUR hasil penangan DUA (2) biji PANADOL semalam... ADEH

posted at 8:04 AM


 
w:: Monday, March 25, 2002 ::


:: JAPAN VS MALAYSIA ::

A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the Subang airport, so he took a Proton taxi. The taxi driver was taking his sweet time during speed limit but the Jap was getting impatients.The following was their conversation on the way to the airport.

[Event] A Toyata Camry overtook the taxi... zoom....
Japs: Look ...look ...Toyota!!... very fast!!! made in Japan!.... Proton... no good.... made in Malaysia
Driver: yah....

[Event] After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi....zoomm....
Japs: look.... look....Nissan!!! very good!!..... very fast!.... made in Japan! Proton.... no good.... made in Malaysia
Driver:yah....yah...

[Event] After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi....zoooomm
Japs:look...look...Honda!!...very GOOD!!....very fast!!....made in Japan! Proton... no good...made in Malaysia.
Driver:yah...yah...yah....!

[Event] Arrived at the airport Jap about to pay the taxi driver.
Japs: How much? Driver: RM150/-
Japs: Oh.... very expensive...you overcharge!!
Driver: Noooo... look.... look.... meter!! very good!!....very fast!.... Made in Japan!

p/s: Famished + running nose + headache + sleepy... huh

source: forwarded email from helmee robani

posted at 7:50 AM


 
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