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There is also alot of other stuff you can find there. Cool pics my boyfriend took, my dream journal, fantasy and more.
I've put stars by my favorites in each list.* = Funny, ** = Very funny, *** = Hillarious.
Bumper stickers.
***1.I'm not in denial I'm just selective about the reality I choose to accept.
***2.Reality is a figment of your imagination.
**3.Reality is the leading cause of stress.
4.When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty
crowded.
***5.You're just jealous because the voices are only talking to me.
**6.Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
**7.I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.
***8.Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
**9.Normal people worry me
**10.Reality is for people who lack imagination.
**11.Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
**12.I tried being normal once. . .I didn't like it.
*13.
I wouldn't be paranoid if everyone wasn�t out to get me.
14.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
15.
Out of my mind, ...be back in five minutes.
**16
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Uniquely maladjusted, but fun
**17.
I haven't lost my mind it's backed up on disk somewhere
18.
I do whatever the voices tell me to.
*19.
Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.
*20.I have always been crazy, but it keeps me from going insane.
***21.Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
22.
Every time I think I've hit the bottom, someone lends me a
shovel.
*23.
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
*24.
There can't be a crisis today, my schedule is already full.
*25.
Did you ever stop to think . . . and forget to start again?
*26.
I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem.
**27.
Don't make me use uppercase...
28.
There's one in every crowd and they always find me.
*29.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
***30.
We Are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be
Assimilated.
*31.
I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?
32.
I've given up trying to escape from reality; it always find me anyway.
**33.
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
*34.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
***35.
"I am logged in, therefore I am."
36.
I think, therefore I am. I think.
37.
If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.
**38.
Smile: It Makes People Wonder What You're Up To :)
39.
The problem with opportunity is that it only knocks, while
temptation kicks in the door.
*40.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
*41.
All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
*42.
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
*43.
Better living through denial.
*44.
Don't confuse me with facts, my mind's already made up.
*45.If in doubt, make it sound convincing.
*46.
Heaven doesn't want me, and hell is afraid I'll take over.
**47.
Due to recent cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
**48.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
***49.
Bad cop, no donut!
*50.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
***51.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
*52.
I'd rather be right than politically correct.
53.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
54.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is
*55.My other car sticker is funny.
56.I used to be indecisive, now I'm not sure.
57.
Hypochondria is the one disease I have not got.
*58.
If you're not part of the solution, be part of the problem!
*59.
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
**60.
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
**61.
If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit.
***62.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
***63.
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
64.
I always wanted to be a procrastinator... never got around to it.
***65.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
66.
Reality is a big, nasty, vicious dragon, but I don't believe in dragons.
*67.I before E except after C. We live in a wEIrd socIEty
*68. And now for some feedback: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
69.Laughing stock - cattle with a sense of humor
70.Today's subliminal thought is
***71.Opportunity knock's only once, if you hear a second knock it's probally a Jehovah's witness
***72.If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper
***73.Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati - When all else fails, play dead
***74.I used to like political jokes until so many of them got elected
***75.Insane is when you're nuts and it bothers you. Crazy is when you're nuts and you like it.
76.Chaos, panic, pandemonium - my work here is done
77.Not only do I not know what's going on, but I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did
78.They say that you are put on earth to accomplish a certain amount of things. Right now I am so far behind... I'll never die...
***79.Sanity is not my strong point
***80.My family coat of arms ties at the back ... is that normal?
*81.We used to take life with a grain of salt. Now it is with 5
milligrams of Valium.
*82.I'm lost
I've gone to look for myself.
If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait.
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