2.23.2002
Political V-Day Hater
You're not necessarily anti-love or anti-relationship (although you PROBABLY are). You just hate the institution of Valentine's Day. And so you should! You also like to pull the heads off of Barbie and Ken and drown them in the swimming pool behind Barbie's beach house. Probably
Ok, so I took it late...Shut up.
|Kimmy|1:49:17 PM|linky||
2.22.2002
LMAO!!! I KNEW IT!!! I knew Kimmy wanted to molest Ian's neck. Geeze luhweez. *glares around the room and laughs secretly* huh? lol. My sister just ordered chinese. Now she is telling me someone came in our house a minute ago and stole her money.
|Jordan [Cleavus Bagina]|3:35:22 PM|linky||
I think Baker University is stalking me
I recieved a letter from Baker University today.
Dear Tiffany,
Because of your outstanding academic record, I am inviting you to consider Baker University. Your achievements in high school indicate you would do well at a top-notch liberal arts university such as Baker, and that you may qualify for an academic merit award from our University.
*gives them a strange look*
Ok, let us list my amazing achievements from my one and a half years in highschool:
-Getting up an attending school
-Sometimes paying attention in class
-Only began participating in activities this year to impress NYU, but only participates in Mock Trial
-Is morally against all public schools everywhere
-Became morally against all human interaction
-Got As, except for a B in chemistry because I stopped paying attention
Well, if NYU was this easy to convince, I would have dropped out by now.
Exactly how desperate in Baker University? They got me off of Fastweb.com, and their school does not match any of my criteria.
My college criteria:
-Location: Preferably NYC, will accept Chicago or Philly.
-Must have a film department
-Must not stalk me
Baker University:
-Location: Bladwin City, Kansas
-Closet thing they have to a film department is history of art, and two photography courses
-Are obviously stalking me.
So, either BU is really desperate, or complete idiots cuz not only do I have no interest in their school, my online profile spells out that I've already decided on NYU.
So, I decided to allow me to send me their crazy 10 Biggest College Search Mistakes brochure, because I love waving mail from colleges in the face of my friends and people I bitterly hate. C'mon, this is the only time in my life where colleges are gonna give a crap about me.
I can't wait to get mail from the army.
|Tiff|4:06:57 PM|linky||
Jordan: i got a letter from Baker University too
tiff: we could go there together!
Jordan: ya!!
Jordan:y did we get them tho?
tiff: because they're desperate cuz no one wants to go to their sucky ass school
Jordan: ohhh
tiff: i wonder if kimmy got one
|Tiff|4:11:01 PM|linky||
Something special for Kimmy:
If it weren't for your maturity none of this would have happened
If you weren't so wise beyond your years I would've been able to control myself
If it weren't for my attention you wouldn't have been successful and
If it weren't for me you would never have amounted to very much
Ooh this could be messy
But you don't seem to mind
Ooh don't go telling everybody
And overlook this supposed crime
We'll fast forward to a few years later
And no one knows except the both of us
And I have honored your request for silence
And you've washed your hands clean of this
You're essentially an employee and I like you having to depend on me
You're kind of my protigy and one day you'll say you learned all you know from me
I know you depend on me like a young thing would to a guardian
I know you sexualize me like a young thing would and I think I like it
Ooh this could get messy
But you don't seem to mind
Ooh don't go telling everybody
And overlook this supposed crime
We'll fast forward to a few years later
And no one knows except the both of us
And I have honored your request for silence
And you've washed your hands clean of this
what part of our history's reinvented and under rug swept?
what part of your memory is selective and tends to forget?
what with this distance it seems so obvious?
Just make sure you don't tell on me especially to members of your family
We best keep this to ourselves and not tell any members of our inner posse
I wish I could tell the world cuz you're such a pretty thing when you're done up properly
I might want to marry you one day if you watch that weight and keep your firm body
Ooh this could be messy and
Ooh I don't seem to mind
Ooh don't go telling everybody
And overlook this supposed crime
|Tiff|4:14:33 PM|linky||
As I no longer have UPN, I have just surfed over to UPN.com to see if they have the promo up for next week's ep of Roswell, Chant Down Babylon.
First thing I see "My Boyfriend's Back Tuesday."
*gags and kills self*
Riley is back, and Max is back.
OK, I just watched the promo.
So, Max is back, yet psycho.
Joy.
This show just keeps getting better and better.
|Tiff|6:25:31 PM|linky||
What Pattern Are You?
|Kimmy|8:28:31 PM|linky||
YES!!! Baker University is stalking us. I am so scared. *looks around to make sure there are no security cameras and quickly runs away*
|Jordan [Cleavus Bagina]|11:02:49 PM|linky||
2.21.2002
"She won't stop grinning!"
So, today was the second practice round for us against FZW. It was equally, if not more interesting than the first. So this time, we actually had to participate.
Since we are on the prosecution this time, we had to go first. And I was the first witness, so I was hella nervous. But I did well. I didn't forget anything on the direct, and I think I held up during the cross. The kid that was my character, Kerry Middleton, before crossed me. He wasn't very good. I answer alot of his questions that Kimmy failed to object to as speculation with, "Perhaps." I plan to use that word alot more *grin*
Sarah and Jordan were hillarious during their crosses. Ben (from west) asked if Tony (Jordan's character) saw Jesse drinking at the party and Jordan was like, "Well, I saw him put a cup to his lips and liquid enter his mouth so I guess he was drinking." LOL. And Sarah got confused which was amusing.
The Yes/no Nazi was a witness this time, Dr. Butterworth and she would not stop grinning. It was like she was the one who ODed on prozac and alchohol. She was grinning at me the whole time during my cross, and Jordan said she was grinning at him too. Why?
So, Krystal says we're so ready for Saturday. We better win. We've put so much work into this, I think we deserve to advance to the next level.
|Tiff|6:08:13 PM|linky||
"Never Give Up, We Go On And On....FREEEEEEDOMMMMM"
So...*looks around* wow... So, Tiff did really good, even when I didn't object...*hangs head in shame* I promise to do better on Saturday. My cross on Kelsy Kramer sucked so bad... I didn't have my questions right or anything...and the girl glared at me and mad me nervous...*sniff sniff* Oh, and Henry came in and I didn't even get flustered... even though I wanted to molest Ian's neck the whole time...*cough cough* I mean...uh...*runs away*
|Kimmy|6:22:33 PM|linky||
I took this test three times to apeal to the different sides of my personality:
Those baby blues are SO sexy!
I roll in the hay with Hobbits
I love to FROLIC with the elves
|Tiff|6:22:49 PM|linky||
Are you Addicted to the Internet?
Hardcore Junkie (61% - 80%)
While you do get a bit of sleep every night and sometimes leave the house, you spend as much time as you can online. You usually have a browser, chat clients, server consoles, and your email on auto check open at all times. Phone? What's that? You plan your social events by contacting your friends online. Just be careful you don't get a repetitive wrist injury...
The Are you Addicted to the Internet? Quiz at Stvlive.com!
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|Tiff|6:26:32 PM|linky||
Tall, dark, and RUGGEDLY handsome!lmao... *is one lucky bitch*
You're one lucky bitch.
Aw, you go for the tall, dark and handsome type. How trite. True, Aragorn's as much a man as any of the Fellowship, but the whole "I'm not good enough to be king" thing really gets in the way of bedroom fun. Whining can be a real turn-off, you know.
|Kimmy|6:42:43 PM|linky||
Are you Addicted to the Internet?
[email protected] (41% - 60%)
You seem to have a healthy balance in your life when it comes to the internet and life away from the computer. You know enough to do what you want online without looking like an idiot (most of the time). You even have your own Yahoo club or online journal! But you enjoy seeing your friends and going out to enjoy life away from your computer.
The Are you Addicted to the Internet? Quiz at Stvlive.com!
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|Kimmy|6:52:11 PM|linky||
2.20.2002
*looks around*
Evil News
|Tiff|9:00:39 PM|linky||
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