|Kimmy|5:57:04 PM|linky|

1.4.2002
hey sorry I haven't posted in such a long time. I have just been really tired and workin on my web sites a lot. So today is Friday and I'm excited. :) The weekend is almost here, which means sleeping in for Jordan. This morning I did NOT want to wake up. But that's just normal. Mock Trial yesterday was pretty much just playing on the internet and IMing Sara. All I did was go through my direct with the teacher guy. I'm bad with names. dammit. Oh well. The computers were being very mean to Tiffany though. I bless her. OML? I'm nutty. But yet, so are you. YES YOU ARE!! YOU ARE THE NUTTY ONE! YOU!!! I saw LOTR it was so good. The special effects were awesome. And I loved where the movie took place. Especially the Shire. That place was so pretty. I liked the scary screechy black robed guys too. I can't remember what they were called. They were scary. And I like scary. Well, I better go, I can't see the message anymore b/c Netscape is gay and always messes up. K. . . outtie!
|Jordan [Cleavus Bagina]|9:25:38 AM|linky|

Great test, I got two answers:
You Are A Flaming Bag Of Crap


Everything's brown in this world. Ghetto gangster wannabe, all around meanie... no wonder nobody really likes you. You need better personal hygiene, and need to know that your fetish for feces in unhealthy. Stop setting people's shoes on fire.
Take The Flaming Quiz at Fire For Ice!
Quiz by fire4ice
You Are FLAMING TOILET PAPER FROM HELL!!


Malicious, evil, sadistic... those all describe you perfectly. World domination, preferrably through violent, destructive means, is your ultimate goal. You really, really, really like to play with fire. Remember: if you set the whole world on fire, there will be nothing left to dominate!
Take The Flaming Quiz at Fire For Ice!
Quiz by fire4ice

|Tiff|4:44:17 PM|linky|

1.3.2002
Talk about abandoned...
This site perhaps has the awesomest layout of all of them and it's totally been abandoned by my buddies *tears*
|Tiff|9:55:39 PM|linky|

1.1.2002
Happy New Year
Yea, I don't see the point of celebrating the New Year, considering I never even notice when the months change...in my mind it's still November.
Well, I have to go break stuff....
|Tiff|6:20:39 PM|linky|

12.31.2001
Henry is the most important person in my life, my problems are percieved as a bunny, I passively attack them (by chasing them), I have a huge ambition to solve my problems, I have an open personality and people are always welcome, I am generally happy, Henry and I don't have a very durable relationship *suprise suprise*, I want to put Henry on my head for some reason, a creek represents my sexual desire...?, I'm going to walk across the creek... so...whatever that means.
|Kimmy|1:43:23 AM|linky|

http://www.funnyforwards.com/z/z_bumper06.gif
|Kimmy|1:44:55 AM|linky|

Take the What Should Your New Year's Resolution Be? Quiz

12.30.2001

Legolas Greenleaf If I were a character in The Lord of the Rings, I would be Legolas, Elf, a son of the King of Mirkwood. In the movie, I am played by Orlando Bloom. Who would you be? Zovakware Lord of the Rings Test with Perseus Web Survey Software

OMG!!! The first time!!!!!!! AHHHH!!!!!
|Kimmy|3:54:39 PM|linky|

Kimmy...you so cheated!! lol
Doesn't matter...cuz I saw Elijah's nipple!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!
|Tiff|9:18:41 PM|linky|

THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW WITHOUT THE MOVIES
During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of year.
All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to the waist level on the man lying beside her.
The Chief of Police will almost always suspend his star detective - or give him 48 hours to finish the job.
All grocery bags contain at least one stick of French Bread.
It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone to talk you down.
The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place - noone will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building undetected.
Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned to a partner who is their polar opposite.
The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they are going to go off.
If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition, even if you haven't been carrying any before now.
You are very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language - a German accent will do.
If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor's first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition.
A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.
If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning even though their husband and children never have time to eat it.
Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.
All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.
A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of RFK stadium.
Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
It is not necessary to hello or goodbye when beginning or ending phone conversations.
Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will patiently attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
No-one ever involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.
You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds - unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment that it is aired.
|Tiff|9:22:35 PM|linky|

Prison vs Work:
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IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

AT WORK....you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

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IN PRISON...you get three meals a day (free).

AT WORK.....you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.

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IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK.....you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

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IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.

AT WORK.....you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.

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IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK.....you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

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IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.

AT WORK.....you have to share.

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IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK.....you can not even speak to your family and friends.

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IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.

AT WORK.....you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

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IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out.

AT WORK.....you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

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|Tiff|9:31:15 PM|linky|

Real Life Cyber Sex <~~~~~~Quite amusing.

Psycho Analyze yourself: It says Elijah Wood is the most important person in my life, my problems are percieved to be a tiger, and I aggressivly attack them (by abusing them with a steak), my ambition to solve my problems is big, I have a closed personality (big surprise), I'm generally unhappy, I find my relationship with Elijah Wood is not durable, and I seem to have anger for Elijah cuz I want to shatter him against a wall, a lake represents the size of my sexual desire, and the importance of my sex life is very small, cuz I'm gonna use a boat.

Bumper stickers:

Sixth Sense Sequel (Sortta cheesy)

Subject: Amish Virus

Message:

You have just received the Amish virus. Because we don't have any
computers, or programming experience, this virus works on the honor
system.

Please delete all the files from your hard drive and manually
forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list. Thank you for
your cooperation.

The Amish Computer Engineering Department
|Tiff|10:03:20 PM|linky|