Yeah. Jesus Christ! But then about eight weeks later, around the time of the premiere, it started getting really itchy. And by that time we'd split up.
And then you went out with Jackie?
Yeah, i had to try and explain to her what the f*** was going on downstairs. She found it quite funny i think.
Now we've heard rumours that you had a three-way snog recently.........
How did you know that? [Heat smiles] No how did you know? [Heat smiles again] No way! Who told you? Who told you?
Come on Darius......
Ok, Ok. I was at Sinead Quinn's party [fame academy runner-up] the other week and i saw a girl i fancied at the bar. She was having a drink and i went up and had a chat. Later she disapperaed so i went and had a dance on the dancefloor.
What happened next?
Next time i see her she's in the corner of the room snooging another girl! And i'm thinking: "Bloody beautiful girl and she's prefers to drink from the furry cup than go out with me!" Then my mate said she might be bisexual?"
Right........
So i decided to put it to the test. I went and stood right next to them to try and break their concentration. But they were having none of me. That was, until i broke in with the line: "Is there enough to share?" [At this point both Darius and heat laugh for a good few minutes at the sheer cheesiness of that chat-up technique.] To my amazement she stood up - took me by the face and started to snog me. Then her mate joined in! I'd never experienced anything like it. There's a whole thing that goes on with tongue politics, there really is.
Did they both put their tongue in your mouth at the same time? Or did they take it in turns?
Well it was a bit akward to start with, but then we found our rhythm.
Where did you put your arms?
In different places! I eventually had to sit down and they ended up sitting on each knee.
Did this go on for a long time?
I don't remeber how long, but i know it ended when we got kicked out! A bouncer came up to me and he was like [adopts deep cockney voice] "Darius what are you doin'?" And i thought, "S*** now im going to get beaten up"
So it didnt extend beyond the party then?
No. But my mates kept saying "You lucky B*****d! And i was just like: "He who dares, my son, He who dares!"
Talking of daring - Do you really never wear any underwear when you wear your kilt?
Never.
When your on stage and its cold - dont you shrivel up?
I'd never thought about that. The kilt's quite warm so its not a big thing.
Thats not what we've heard?
[Laughs]
Are you well-hung?
Do you think i'm going to tell you that ive got a f*****g peacker and 2 peas for nuts? Come on - it'd be rally disappointing if a bloke who's 6ft 2in had a chipolata down there. Lets just say i havent ever disapointed.........