3. He smiled at me like a pedophile would.
4. Didn't do anything-- just has GROSS hair
5. Couldn't understand what the fuck he was babbling on about to me-- something about "drink"
6. Wow, even ladies can be creepy
7. Old guy calls out with enthusiasm "What's my number?!!" whooooa, slow down pops, You Suck!
8. Guy actually RAISED his hand, "CAN I HAVE A PRIME NUMBER???" We're not in class and I'm not your teacher, Dumbass!! GOD what a dumbass!!
9. Guy smiled. He was totally undressing me with his eyes.
10. Guy was whistling. Anyone who whistles has to be creepy, because there is NOTHING to be happy about at Fry's. You know he is thinking about the dead hooker he raped and locked in the trunk under his bed.
11. This guy has leapord-print frames on his glasses. He can't even justify by with being gay, he is just a shithead.
12. This guy is wearing SHORT shorts, and to top it off he is completely knock-kneed. People who don't have enough self respect to cover their deformities are definitely creepy. Like fat chicks in slutty clothes.
13. This lady had spiked mohawky hair, and was totally spaced out. She just walked by staring at the cieling. HEY DUMBASS- THERE'S NOTHING UP THERE BUT LIGHTS
14. The guy's neck makes him look like a fucking vulture. Must be from years of slouching in front of his computer screen, staring at gay porn.
15. Old guy had hair SPROUTING OF HIS NOSE. BUY A FUCKING WEED WACKER!! That's gross
16. This old guy looks exactly like a FUCKING GNOME!! Short, huge beard that actually sticks out away from his face. All he's missing is the pointy hat and he could sit outside on my lawn and fuck the flamingos in relative peace
17. This guy is raising his eyebrows like he just got his eighth facelift, or something so traumatic happened that the top half of his face froze in an expression of utter shock.
18. Guy insisted on leaving his backpack with me so he could "use the bathroom". He's been gone for quite a while... I bet it's a bomb set to blow any minute, and the guy is halfway to Baja by now.
19. Weird little old Asian lady keeps hobbling up and down the checkout aisle, even though she doesn't have anything to purchase and doesn't seem to know what she's looking for. It's like watching a human pinball bouncing back and forth.
20. VERY short VERY fat lady. I mean,.we're talking OBESE MIDGET, only BIGGER.
21. This guy literally ducked when I told him a number. Either he thought I was a statue and I nearly gave him a heart attack, or else he was dodging the daggers that randomly shoot out of my eyes at people who annoy me.
22. Guy's head was shaped like an egg on its side. mmm, omeletts...
23. This one guy started to fucking DANCE while I was trying to figure out which number I had left off on. As though his gay little jig will make me THINK FASTER. As consolation to myself, I gave him a look of such utter disgust that he probably went home and slit his wrists. One less idiot in the world, thank god.