We need the names of all 23,000 nimble dwarves and we need YOU to provide them. They can be made up names of dwarves if you don't know the real dwarves (this is quite likely considering they don't really exist)
If we can get 23,000 then it will be an amazing thing.
HOW DO I CONTRIBUTE DWARFEN NAMES? click here to view the full list & to submit some dwarf names of your very own on line!!
Ramithard Slipwell, Elvis travolta, Gribbler McFee, Theobald Glory, Dampankle spankmonkey, Trevor Negus, Cheggars Wombdimension, Brian Cant, Cheez Jon Son, Mayor McCHeese, Mr D, Isaac Cox, the nus brothers - p.nus and a.nus, Olaf Scrota, Cumquat Jeffries, freak o'nature, Boolam slap-a-tanner, ranjit poo mcnaughty, Dr Barnabus, Clive Gibbons, Bobby Nupandown, Neil N'Takit, E.Rection, Emma Roid, wee willie winkle, smallpants McShirley, Little gribbler, Poo-farty gnomeinleather, nits, Rancid Trevor, Farquar Groinmaster, Gimli McStumpmeister, mutation soilpants, beard o'Lady, Foetus ala Moricen, oorar jeffries, Bolus Gutbucket, nobby lapupspunk, chiponshoulder harddwarf, nigel anklebiter, uterus buster, urethra franklin, Trevor vas Defrens, quentin nincompoof, farquar mcFarquar, pu ti tin, Binjeeta, Panty McTurnup, Groin Cladinleather, Falopian McTube, Bingly, Fowler Rambotron, Y Front esq, Clap Nobrot, Gribbling Gripes, Tom Meekon, Little Mong, Millie Peters, Parapleej Armgone, Nigel 'Lofty' poo bum McSmelly, Stevie Wonder, Big Olaf, Isaac Hunt, Horatio Jangley, Pippy Embryo, Red Bozzer, Jack o'Alltrades, Tom Bum, Gribbler Babysham, Conan the Librarian, Head McToolarge, Stumpy Limb, 'Legs' Larry Stump.
Glibbering Herbert Manbreast, Zardoz Electric-Boogaloo, Reinforced
Concrete
Alphonse (The Human Bollard), Hrolf Organdonor, Honking Dave
Organpunisher,
Man Mountain Cuthbertson, Iron Clint Spanglyplatforms, Kierkegaard Van
Wanking, Spunky Pete Niblet, Floribunda Pantygarments, Yon Wee Braw
Angus
Tha Noo, El Capitanissimo Quasimodo Bassocastrato, Hypsilophodon
Scutmaster,
Longshanks Legrand, Olaus Powerglans, Gargantua Thunderbuttocks,
Harlequin
Mimsy-Borogrove, Androgena - Count (and Countess) Von Hooverbag, Madame
Mimi
- Miniature Mistress of Man Management, Dagmar Beefycurtains, Wotan
McMuffin, Quimby Crumblybottom, Dave Yog-Sothoth, Barry Cthulhu,
Mangosuthu
Jenkins, Snorri Wormsnogger
Get your juices flowing (creatively not sexually) and let's fill these pages with 23,000 stupid names of imaginary dwarfs
-Barnz
