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| List of Possible Slogans Promoting National Condom Week 1. Cover your stump before you hump 2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3. Don't be silly, protect your willy 4. When in doubt, shroud your sprout 5. Dont be a loner, cover your boner 6. You cant go wrong if you shield your dong 7. If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it 8. If you thinks she spunky, cover your monkey 9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize 10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter 11. She wont get sick if you wrap your dick 12. If you go into heat, package your meat 13. While your undressing Venus, dress your penis 14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse 15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member 16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker 17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool 18. The right selection will protect your erection 19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil 20. A crank with armer will never hurt her 21. No glove, no love |
| The mind of a sixyear old is wonderful One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read ".....and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, the sky is falling the sky is falling!" She paused and then asked the class, "And then asked the class what do you think the farmer said?" One little boy raised his hand and said: "Holy Shit, a talking chicken!" The teacher was unable to speak for the next 10 minutes. |
| Worlds First Male Blonde Joke An Irishman, a Mexican, and a blonde guy were doing work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and Cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos again I'm going to jump off this building, too." The blonde guy opened his lunch and said, "A Bologna sandwich. If I get another Bologna sandwich I'm going to jump too. The next day the Irishman opened his lunch saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death. The Mexican saw a burrito and jumped to his death too. The blonde guy opened his lunch and saw bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral the Iraishmans wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd know how realy tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again." The Mexicans wife also wept and said,"I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much. Everyone turned and stared at the blondes wife......"Hey, don't look at me," she said, "he makes his own lunch." |
| Nine Naughty Peoms Sex is evil Evil is sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in Roses are red, Violets are corny, When i think of you Oh baby I get horny I like your style I like your class I like your ass Sex is when a guys information enters a girls communication to increase the population for a younger generation do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration |