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Nine Naughty Poems Continued
Kissing is a habit
Fucking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says I love you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never would have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn

Guys are like roses,
Watch out for the pricks

Eat me, Beat me,
Bit me, Blow me
Suck me, Fuck me
Very slowly,
If you kiss me
dont be sassy
Use your tonuge and make it nasty!

Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause.....
Did you ever notice how all
woman's problems begin with
MEN?!?!?!?!

Holy mother full of grace,
Bless my boyfriends gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him away from all other girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Put his hands where they belong
Bless his dick, the one I suck
Bless the bed, in which we fuck
And if my mom happens to walk in
Bless the shit that I'll be in

Divorce
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that me and your mother are divorcing: forty five years of misery is enough".
"Pop! What are you talking about?" the son screams.
We can't stand the sight of each other any longer, the old man says. We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her.
Frantic, the son calls his sister in Chicago, explodes on the phone.
"Like heck they're getting a divorce," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."
She calls Pheonix immediately and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting a divorce. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until we get there don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?"., and hangs up.
The old man hangs up the phone and turns to his wife. Okay, they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying there own fare......Now what do we do about Christmas.