| 2004: |
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| rantings archinve |
| ....at 6:20 this morning my phone rang.... me, whispering groggily into the reciever, "hello?" nana, "sister? oh sugar, you sound awful. are you sick?" me, "no, asleep." (doesn't she know i'm homocidal before noon?) nana, "oh. beetle bug. if youre feeling sick go back to sleep." me, "no, i'm not sick. i'm -- this is just my morning voice" nana, "well, i guess now that you're up and you've got me on the phone, what did you want?" me, after a long confused pause. "what?" nana, "you called, beetle" me, "um. you called me." nana, "oh." she is silent a minute, "so that wasn't you who just called here a minute ago? well, who could it have been?" (apparently i was the obvious choice?) me, "no. [yawn] not me. i was asleep-y. sleepy me." (i do not formulate complete thoughts this early). "did you not get to the phone on time?? nana, laughing hysterically, "i answered the remote control instead of the telephone." (if i wasn't so tired, i'd laugh too.) nana, "oh, gotta run. wags is chewing on my house slipper again. oh, where is my camera? call again so--" (hangs up). i love old people :) |
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| topic: nana |
| date: feb 28 ,04 |