| 103 Ways to Annoy People (cont) |
| 69. claim to follow the religion of Bobism 70. list every movie you have ever seen in chronological or alphabetical order and then near the end say, "oh wait! I messed up!" and start over 71. tYpE wItH eVeRy OtHeR lEtTeR a CaPiTaL 72. make those little armpit fart noises 73. tell experiences to the people who the actual experience happened to 74. cut out the fold in page of the MAD magazine 75. write the answer to a riddle right under the question of a communal book 76. skip rather than walk 77. ask people the ever plauging question of, "why did the chicken cross the road?" 78. wanna know how to keep a moron in suspense?! 79. mimic people 80. walk into a christian convent wearing horns, a tail, and holding a pitchfork 81. tape signs on working computers that say "out of order" 82. purpously leave things blank 83. sing edited ICP songs 84. call up a live radio station and "cuss like a sailor" 85. walk around wearing a trench coat and "flash" people (note: this means you have clothes on underneath) 86. actually flash people 87. pick freshly planted flowers and give them to your mother 88. make accronyms out of every word in a document 89. assign people random letters or numbers 90. call a country station and request "Metallica" 91. burn Dr. Pepper bottles and claim they look like Elvis 92. make obvious spelling mistakes 93. leave out all vowels 94. claim to be somthing that no one can prove, Eg: color blindness 95. get in massive arguments with yourself 96. change the channel at important parts of TV shows when watching with friends or family 97. write the 100 blahs in random places 98. stand on tables and demand that everyone "hail cheese-man" (cheese-man is a direct trademark of Nathan Harmony (cheese-man) as of January 13, 2000) 99. "trademark" things you don't want people saying or useing 100. shoot people with tacos and/or rubber bands 101. call Pizza hut and ask for the number to Dominoes 102. call random people and say, "you suck, you jackass!" and hang up 103. end lists with completely random numbers |