| 103 Ways to Annoy People |
| 1. walk out of the bathroom and proudly announce that you went all by yourself 2. walk around muttering to yourself "the gerbils are flying through the air, ants can't swim, I have a pineapple in my head..." 3. eat crackers in your roomates beds 4. change your brother's page a day calender to June 13 5. bring little rocks and a cantaloup into the bathroom, sit down in a stall next to someone and rapidly drop the rocks soon folowed by the cantaloup 6. hide your brother's exam notes 7. play frisbee with your brother's CDs 8. walk out of the bathroom with soap all over your hand and say, "don't you hate it when you miss?" 9. sing the lyrics to "Plastic Jesus" 10. repeat yourself 11. repeat yourself 12. Sign all of school work with some random number or letter instead of your name 13. Write checks dated Octember 32nd 14. ask people if they have change for a nickel 15. walk around sniffing a hilighter pen 16. don't rewind rental tapes 17. put movies away in the wrong box 18. leave the cap off of the toothpaste 19. write "property of John Doe" on all of your brother's stuff 20. leave the radio on a Spanish channel in your room all the way up 21. go to hamsterdance.com and then leave the computer there 22. steal all the pillow cases in the house 23. steal all the pillows in the house 24. tell some random person to watch your bike and point to someone elses bike. Never come back afterwards 25. put peoples newspaper in their mailbox and their mail in the driveway 26. pull the keycaps off of the keyboard of your computer and rearange them 27. write "more ways to annoy people" 28. stand up in class and dance/sing the macarana 29. take pictures of your fridge and then hang them on the fridge 30. write in different fonts throughout a document 32. leave out numbers in a list 33. write the same word over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over... 34. claim to be Antonio Banderes and then run off slapping your ass like you're riding a horse 35. trail off at the end of sentences... 36. use your brother's CD player when yours works perfectly fine 37. use your brother's stereo in his room and then leave it on 38. set every clock in the house 5 minutes apart from the last 39. take the batteries out of/unplug ever electronic device in the house 40. claim to forget stuff 41. stand up in class and say "oh no! I forgot my medication!" 42. write backwards 43. let's just say this, "Crazy? I was crazy once! THey put me in a room...a rubber room! A rubber room with rats. They drove me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...!" 44. hold up a spoon and shout, "do not mock the spoon's authority! The spoon is your master!" 45. pretend to sleep walk 46. blame all of your problems on someone else 47. Insesently hum the Final Jeopardy music until permenantly lodged in someone's head 48. Tell people the end of the movie they are watching as they start it 49. put rubber bands in your hair and claim they have "magical powers" 50. poke random people in the back and state that it was Bob, the magic gremlin 51. play polka music on your personal stereo extremely loud 52. talk like a gangstah, yo! 53. respond to every comment made to you by saying "huh?" or "what?" 54. write on restaurant napkins, "for inside use only" 55. make up imaginary number such as eighty-twelve and eleventy-seven and then use them in trivial sittuations 56. send the same document to someone multiple times 57. spell words such as "fool" and "frog" with "ph" instead of "f" 58. end wordz that end with "s" with a "z" 59. create a folder on a computer called "do not open" and then watch to see who opens it 60. abreviate as much as possible 61. name every hair on your head and then go throught the list with a person who is obviously in a hurry 62. "put quotes at the beginning of a sentence but not at the end 63. repeat yourself 64. give examples of everything possible 65. type in big letters 66. emphasize every other word 67. read this list out loud to a parent or friend 67. purpously use the same number in a list multiple times 68. say "guess" when people ask questions that they could never guess the answers to |