Welcome to the library! It is here where all facets of this webpage may be accessed. As new meterial comes along, it will end up here. Think of it this way: If you used not a toilet, but a big bucket in your back yard for years and years, what would happen? IT WOULD FILL UP WITH SHIT! Well, this is a lot like whats going to happen in the Library. Except that it'll be a little more organized than the bucket. And the internet doesn't transmit scent... yet.

My childrens stories can be found in over 500 coffins worldwide! Children have read them more than any other animal!! Below are two of my most heralded works, "Don't Tell Belinda" (published in 2004) and "When I was a Donkey" (Published in 1970). In total, I have published twenty five childrens stories and a given number (lets say 4325097) of pamphlets, leaflets, ringlets and bounced cheques. You may read either of these stories if you like, by clicking on their image below.

But perhaps you're a moron, and you can't read. Well, I've got the thing for you, too, asshole! It so happens that I, Murno Gladst have delved into the idiots realm of video and film production. My most revered film is entitled "Mr. Gibson Dies" (Released in 1997) in which a man wakes to find that his brain has been tampered with and that he is quickly becomeing a moron who can't even eat for himself. In the end he dies. I don't care about spoiling the ending because I made the fucking movie. Screen shots and info as well as a clip or two can be found in the link below.

On occasion, Murno idulges himself in the world of Web design (apart from this one).The Web Site is a rare breed of art, akin to such other arts as accordian opera, barbering, construction and reality television. In other words, the internet is a crap heap. So why not add to the fun!?

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