Well it's time to spend some more time with me, in this biography! You might have arrived here from all over the world, but what you're about to read is a pure Canadian success story. This biography was written by a critic and fan named Greyson Meyers and can be found on the back of most published editions of "Dont tell Belinda"
Murno Gladst is a white-washing fabric softening Hailies’ Comet footprint of a former student of Bijou College on Lock Street, Canada. He likes to jump, shinny, roll around, make barking noises, run projectors, smile at neon colours, bake rubber masks, smoke crow feather pâté and do all sorts of neat things!!!!!
“In breakfast morning, of next day time, I saw in bowl cereal pictures tiny, of booking kiddies! I sez, I saw, I mean, I seez’ them reading book, laughter causing, and happiness made, an’ I sez’: “oh-I-see… I’m a-gonna make em’ kiddies funny-funny, an’ I’m a-gonna make a friend or two”.”
-Murno Gladst, circa 1972, Courtesy of FFanfare Radio, Pinchhorn Canada
And since that time, Murno has made a lot of new friends. The prestigious HARRY DILBERT was awarded unto Murno for his first work: “When I was a Donkey”(1970). Mr Gladst was also knighted by the supreme being Zâam, in October of 1972 for a work entitled: “God, Save Me Some Beets”(1964) which Mr. Gladst claims he did not write. Mr. Gladst has also been paid tribute by the free blow-job club, Marnie’s Cash and Carry, Greg, The Governor General’s pen-pal from twenty years before and Charles Manson.
Mr. Gladst now resides in room 382 of the J-side Motel with his aging mother, Petunia Gladst, in Hickaburry, Canada. Their two sons do poorly in school and suffer from low self-esteem. Mr. Gladst does not like to see them moping around, and often escapes to the pub the moment they come through the door. Donations to the family can be made by calling 1-800-788-2767.
Murno’s interest in children began under a heavily measured dosage of Ether fumes. Of the event, Mr. Gladst has told me:
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