Puff!:: I'm not a ball. Nobody touches my cute and highly marketable face! Stop your tomfoolery and ball munching shenanigans before I dispatch thee naive! Jigglypuff SMASH!

Charrrrrrrrrrr!::  I like my balls slightly charrrrrrrrrrred. Tee hee, I kill me!

JigglyPUFF!:: Time to take out the trash!

Charmander Charmander Char::  Damnit! Owww...  I gotta find me some real freaking cajones.

He didn't get any that time but now he's pissed!  Click here to continue...