Squirtle?
:: Hey Charmander. What up my nigga?
Bulbasaur!?!
::
Hey!?!
Char!!!:: BALLS!!!
Bulba!
::
Aww cripes, he's going nuts. Let's run quick while he's still blinded by his insatiable lust for balls!
Charmander Charmander Char:: Damnit! I should really stop yelling out "BALLS" before I attack. What the hell is my problem? That's it, next time I get the chance dem balls be mine...