| The following are reasons you should date me.....Tim 1. I go to church 2. I have long hair (How long hair increases sexual atractivness) 3. I can write poems (Poem) 4. I have an electric blinket 5. Cuddlin' is fun 6. I won the 7th grade science fair 7. I want to live in a van down by the river 8. My mamma don't raise no foo 9. I can hold my breath for over 3 minutes 10. I have pants with hot chicks on them 11. I can say pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovulcanoconiosis 12. So can Mike 13. I have no life 14. I have no friends 15. I just wanna be a sheep (insert sheep noise here) 16. I don't want to be a hypocryte (unlike Hilary) 17. My left (your right) eye twitches when i eat 18. I can crack my adams apple 19. 19 is a cool number 20. I have no other talents |