| It has been brought to my attention that long hair (in some cases) increases attraction. Some undisclosed girl said "Tim i think your long hair is sexy." Well mabye not, but they do when i get real tired and i start to float and hover in mid-air. So why does long hair increase attraction. The hair folicles transmit a 100,000,000 Hz frequency that is sub-consciously an attractant to the female species. In the case of short hair, the hair close to the folicles is standing strait up so the sine wave of 100,000,000 Hz cannot be transmitted with as much dB as long hair, in which the hair close to the folicles are bent over due to the weight of the hair itself, leaving the 100,000,000 Hz frequency a more easily escapable path. This, in fact, creates a powerful chick magnet (good song by the way). I emplore the world to start growing longer hair so that the population booms and we have to find sanction on a distant planet far far away from the big dirty rock called earth. Tim Swaback |