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REASONS WHY THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR MULTIPLECROUTON (jade and ceal) HAVEN'T UPDATED THE SITE SINCE LAST WEEK!!!!

10. THEY WERE MURDERED BY A [NAKED] "SEX DWARF".

9. THEY GOT FREAKED OUT BY THE SOLAR ECLIPSE, AND BARRICADED THEMDELVES IN AN UNDERGROUND BUNKER, WHERE TO THIS DAY THEY AWAIT THE END OF THE WORLD.

8. THEY'RE TRAPPED BENEATH A PILE OF UNSOLD KNIFE T-SHIRTS.

7. THEY'VE BEEN TO BUSY HAVING REALLY DIRTY SEX WITH MULTIPLECROUTON GROUPIES.

6. MULTIPLECROUTON WAS JUST A FIGMENT OF THEIR IMAGINATION - AN IMAGINATION LONG SINCE SHREDDED BY THEIR CHRONIC TWIN ADDICTIONS TO ALCOHOL AND HORSE PAINKILLERS.

5. THEY'D WRITTEN THE INSTRUCTIONS OF HOW TO UPDATE THE SITE ON A MARZIPAN WAFER, WHICH WAS ERRONEOUSLY SWALLOWED BY A CLOWN. AND WHEN IT CAME OUT OF THE CLOWN'S BOTTOM, IT HAD CLOWNSHIT ALL OVER IT.

4. THE ROZZERS DISCOVERED THEIR ILLEGAL WHALE OVARY REMOVING FACTORY, AND DRAGGED THEM OFF TO THE CELLS.

3. ONE OF THEM CHOKED TO DEATH ON A CHRYSALIS, AND THE OTHER WAS TOO GRIEF STRICKEN TO CONTINUE.

2. HAVING HEARD ABOUT THE POSITIVE EFFECT OF AMYL NITRATE, THEY SOUGHT TO EXPERIMENT WITH THE POPULAR LEGAL HALLUCINAGEN. HOWEVER, HAVING ACTING UPON WHAT TURNED OUT TO BE MISINFORMATION SUPPLIED TO THEM BY A TRAMP IN THE PARK, THEY ARE CURRENTLY AWAITING SURGERY TO HAVE A PARTY POPPER, AND SEVERAL METRES OF PAPER STREAMER REMOVED FROM THEIR ANUSES.

1. THEY WENT FO RTHE WORLD RECORD FOR DOING THE LONGEST EVER CONTINUOUS DEFECATION, AND ARE STILL GOING.