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| GUARANTEED WAYS TO END ANY ARGUEMENT 8. PRETEND TO DIE. 7. SUNDDENLY LUNGE AT THE OTHER PERSON, MAKING BIG SNAPPING MOTIONS WITH YOUR ARMS, LIKE A SHARK'S MOUTH. 6. START SPINNING AROUND IN A CORNER VERY FAST SHOUTING " OUT. OF. CON. TROL" IN A DALEK-LIKE VOICE. 5. BAFFLE THEM WITH IRRELEVENT PRONOUNCEMENTS LIKE "YEAH BUT THAT'S LIKE COMPARIMG EGYPTIANS TO PAPER BAGS" AND "YEAH, BUT YOU MIGHT AS WELL LOOK FOR SOCKS ON THE MOON.....". 4. EVERY TIME THEY GO TO SPEAK START MUTHING THE THEME TUNE TO STARSKY AND HUTCH, GETTING LOUDER EVERYTIME THEY TELL YOU TO STOP. 3. REALLY, REALLY ANGRILY START AGREEING WITH THEM,. 2.PULL OUT A GUN AND SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE LEG. 1. SUDDENLY ANNOUNCE THAT YOU'RE GAY. |
| WORDS OF WISDOM THOUGHT UP BY PEOPLE WHO HAVE LITTLE TO OCCUPY THEM IN THEIR INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE LIVES!!! NO COMMENT! - A TREE IS A PLANT THAT GROWS IN THE SAME SPOT FOR 50 YEARS AND THEN SUDDENLY JUMPS IN FRONT OF A WOMAN DRIVER. - MAN HAS BEEN DEFINED AS THAT WHICJ COMES FROM WOMAN AND SPENDS THE REST OF HIS LIFE TRYING TO GET BACK IN! - MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU HAPPINESS - BUT IT MAKES YOUR MISERY A LOT MORE BEARABLE! - IF YOU CAN KEEP YOUR HEAD WHEN ALL ABOUT YOU ARE LOSING THEIR'S - YOU'RE NOT AWARE OF THE SITUATION! - IT TAKES TWO TO MAKE AND ARGUEMENT AND I THINK BOTH YOU BASTARDS ARE WRONG! - DUE TO THE PRESENT ECONOMIC SITUATION THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL HAS BEEN TURNED OFF UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. THE FLOGGINGS AND HANGINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES. - IN ANY ORGANISATION THERE IS ALWAYS ONE PERSON WHO KNOWS PRECISELY WHATS GOING ON - THAT LITTLE SHIT MUST BE FIRED! - THOSE OF YOU WHO THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ARE VERY ANNOYING TO THOSE OF US WHO DO! - JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE PARANOID DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE NOT OUT TO GET YOU! |