| A Prayer for the Stressed Grant me the serenity to accept what I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, and The wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill* today because they pissed me off. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today As they may be connected to the butt that I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always give 100% at school: 12%on Monday 23% on Tuesday 40% on Wednesday 20% on Thursday 5% on Friday. Help me to remember when I'm having a bad day, And it seems that people are trying to piss me off, That it takes 42 muscles to frown And only 4 to extend my middle finger.... Thanks, Becky, stay cool! Back Home A Prayer for Students Funny Report Card Comments My List Anyone one with other funny stuff can send it my way... * this is a joke, ppl |