| These are actual comments on report cards of students in New York City public schools. Can you imagine getting these comments? As you guessed, the teachers were reprimanded... 1. Since my last report to you, your child has reached rock bottom and started to dig. 2. I would not allow this student to breed. 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. 4. Your son is depriving some village somewhere of an idiot. 5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. 6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together. 7. Your child has been working with glue too much. 8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell. 9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming. 10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. 11. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead. 12. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created your child beat out 1,000,000 others. |