| One word only... YET!!!! |
| Revelations... * Your Dad ~ Obviously hates my singing... ~ Needs gas $$ and should make ppl pay before they get in ~In his case, the used car salesman analogy has a basis...LOL! ~ Packs everything...just to be safe * Your Mom ~ Has some strange sites bookmarked... ~ Is the Cackle Queen! ~ Can't get to my house w/o stopping @ Village Arms * Me, Myself & I ~ Amaretto juice and iced tea fiend ~ Still easy...not to mention a lawyer for the "Prostitution" ~ Can't walk or sing and am involved w/various faculty "My name's not Deanne, thanks." ~ Have "A GIFT" and a WEIRD TALENT ~ Should have my hair corn-rowed, cut or braided...something * You ~ Don't know "who you are" ~ YET don't just cool the jets...TURN THEM OFF! ~ Have a future as a bartender ~ Multi-trick horse * Wal-Mart ~ Far superior to the scary feathered bras and oven-mitts of Targe' ~ Employs half of PGHS...what does that say? ~ Has needles...but no syringes...LOL! |
| My other fear... * Infamous knocking! "I'm not trying...JUST SAY NO!" * Well, you are loved, and I quote, "You are beautiful." "I love your daugher." * The class is a train wreck engineered by a schizophrenic. * My existence was basically reduced to that of a dust bunny... which was good, considering the source. * I wanted the letter to include the words "lesbian whore". * BATTERIES!!! ~ "What kind of dog does she have?" * From Jen:. "Chihuaua knows her schedule Maybe he needs lifestyle guidance..." * From my mom: "Watch out!" * From Me: "The moral of the story was that he learned to teach!" Ripped her via satellite! * Me: "I know all about that shit!" Jen: "Oh, do you? WHOH! WHOH!" |
| My Biggest Fear... * Sally the camel had one hump... Sally the camel had two humps... Before she got INTERRUPTED! * "On My Own": The Horrible Truth in Desk Drawers ~ Self-Pimpage & Belt Adjustments ~ Dry humping & bone jumping (EWW!) ~ "Everyone can come for hot chocolate and sledding...except Christin!" ~ "BACK OFF! THAT'S MY MAN!" |
| Jen... You understand so many things better than anyone else. What else is there to say? |
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| Camel love works...as long as I don't see! |
| * The truth is out...I am Yoda! ~ Any time you need advice, Hans.. ~ Apparently, I have infinite wisdom... |
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| Back to Shouts... Back to Jen's 1st page... Our BFs...LOL! Jen & Me: A Third Installement (soon) |
| Funny Stuff... * Me (after falling down the stairs): "It's okay. The plate is fine!" * Going down the street backwards w/the Plazios behind us Jen: "They're probably flipping." Me: "Gotta watch the wacky weed." Me on the Sidney Poitier movie... "She could never really 'see' him." The waiter @ GP: "Your shake has more water in it... oh *chit*...I mean milk." Jen: "Yeah, he goes to Rent-A-Shieki!" Jen: "You might want to pull your pants down before you go to the bathroom." Jen: "It's a Trinity: The Father (JD), Son (LO)& Holy Spirit (JO)... " Me: "They all come to Hell to worship Satan (TM) and a gimp!" Jen: "Will you ever tell him? Won't you ever tell him? 'Ah yes.'? 'Ah no.'? Ah, shut the fuck up!" |