* My 7 AM Motivation! ~ HAIRLESS CHIHUAUA... ~ He ENJOYED shaving? ~ "I think I'm going to need a bigger box!" ~TONE DEAF ~ "HOOWWWL...." ~ HONESTY! ~ "I think I'm gonna need a drink." "You are an alcohol fiend." |
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| * Nervous breakdowns in the hallway! ~ That class is GAY ! * The Many Voices in my Head! ~ SOUTH STREET! ~ VERY! * "Calm the f**k down!" ~ Professional Help: "Foam Bat Anyone?" ~ ABUSE! |
| Jen... You are not only one of my best *TRUE* friends, but also my shrink. I'll always be there to provide humor, moral support, and gossip. Always remember... |
| * All our play memories ~"Grimy...singed," ~ THE DEMENTED BIRD CALL CACKLE ~ I got to hit him with my Stick! * "If Mini-Man liked him SO MUCH... HE CAN...IN HIS EAR!" * The Music Man ~ "Dude, we'll watch it again and then you can say all the words!" ~ "Madame Librarian" ~ "Wah tawn yeeeeeeee...." * Strange Dreams...DR! |
| * Fun, Fun, Runs & Good Christmas Gifts! ~ SSH! It's a secret! ~ Strange sharing.... |
* Movies in PV ~ I was about to kill that queerleader! ~ Stranded at the Blockbuster! * BREAKING BOBBY'S TRUCK ~ The look on your face... * Riding the back roads of the ghetto? * East Jhbipians |
* The importance of PERSONAL HYGIENE! * The Failed English Experiment * Gone With the Soccer Ball: An Epic in Four Parts ~ "More Competitive Competition!" ~ "Where's the popcorn?" * My extensive vocabulary "The fact that you just said 'multifaceted' totally nullifes that statement." * The True Interpretations: ~ "O Caesar!" ~ "O Captain, My Captain!" ~ "Villanelle of Rainfall" * The "95" curse! |
| * QUEEN DOT! * "Don't hate becaause I am easy, a slut, and a vibrator." * "He's not the brightest lightbulb in the box..." "No, he's the one that doesn't work!" * Got any tea? ~ SUGAR RUSH! * "WHAT?" |
* There's something about those history teachers... * My "Friend" & The Troll From the 7th Circle of Hell ~ How could they produce a hot son? |
| Falling out of the chair... Falling on the floor... I'm so coordinated... |