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| The Mulletettes |
| Our Team |
| The kind that inherits its genes from its mother as a recessive gene and consequently displays its mullet in a cercadian cycle, therefore only in the summer equinox is it at its full plumage. "Ohh, I was gonna give you a real quote." |
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| The Mulletette Said It: |
| Bio |
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| The "Mad Scientist" who is actually pretty sane. |
| China |
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| The "little eyes" Smiler. |
| Favorite Type of Mullet: |
| The Mulletette Said It: |
| Any that is on Uncle Jesse's head.. "But I know it's gonna be my quote...Hey Mr. T! Uncle Jesse is so hot." |
| Dubya |
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| The Republican, baseball fanatic. |
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| The Mulletette Said It: |
| Tenn |
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| The country lovin', Nashville bound, cowgirl. |
| The ones with long, wavy backs. Especially the kinds that are dyed blonde and have really dark roots.. "It's more than a haircut. Dude, it's like - - - hold on, baseball highlights are on." |
| Favorite Type of Mullet: |
| The Mulletette Said It: |
| The kinds that have a buzz cut on top, but not too short, and the back is about shoulder length. "I thought Bio was gonna give you a real quote" |
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