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| Hey there kiddies! Ok, we all know you are dying to have your own pet Mullet. No silly, not a pet haircut, but a pet fish; just like our dead one we pay homage to on the home page! Well, guess what? Here's your chance! |
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| Want a Dead Fish? |
| For only $9.95 you'll get: |
| One dead "Miniature Afghanistanian Koi |
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| Guaranteed to have died in only 6 days |
| Certificate of Authenticity: including your fish's adoption papers. Fill them out, send them back, & we'll give you a birth certificate & death certificate to your fish. |
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| If you would like to receive a FREE (see acronym below) dead fish, just click here, and we will e-mail you with more information. Serious Customers only! |
| F - freshly decaying R - rancid E - easily flushable E - exterminated |
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