| Things We've Learned From THE X-FILES |
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| ~Deny Everything ~The Truth is out there, but so are lies. ~Run from bees. Bees are bad. ~Its possible to work with a really hot partner and not kiss for 6 years ~The answers are out there. You just have to know where to look. ~Reffering to the previous statement, that's why they put the I in FBI ~If a guy tells you to go, GO. ~Tanker trucks carry viruses ~You can be infected with a virus and a weak vaccine will rid you of it immediately. ~"They're heeeere" ~There's stuff in water you don't want to know about. ~Your kid can be outside at 5 in the morning riding a bike for the first time all by himself, and you can still be surprised when he turns up missing. ~There is a free beer night at the astrodome ~Your dead alien virus infested body can escape from a bombed building intact, but the people who are alive can't. ~Mulder is always right. --More from Kylee |
| 1. Satan drives a grey Cutlass Cierra. 2. Get a decent leash for your Pomeranian. 3. Check inside the toilet bowl before you sit down. 4. The Truth is Out There 5. Cerulean blue is a gentle breeze... 6. The propane tank looks remarkably like a fat little white Nazi storm trooper. 7. When unsure, stab them in the back of their necks. 8. They may not be who they are. 9. When someone says "I trust you," they really mean "I love you". 10. Lots of good romance occurs in hospitals. 11. If your watch is suddenly 9 minutes slow, don't assume it's the batteries. 12. Just because a story seems implausible, doesn't mean it isn't the truth. 13. Believe the lie. 14. The most powerful man in the country isn't the president. 15. One cause and one cure for cancer. 16. Resist or serve. 17. The basement can be a great place to work. 18. It's okay to be a loser by choice. 19. Glasses are very sexy. 20. Lots of stuff happens at 10:13 and 11:21. 21. Always keep an extra gun. 22. Beware of men who draw your bath too early in a relationship. 23. Beware of groups of old men in suits. 24. Beware of old men who smoke Morleys. 25. Deny Everything. 26. Sometimes you'll need to shoot your partner to protect him. 27. Sometimes even your enemies will give you good advice. 28. If it's iced tea, it might be love. 29. Sleeping on a couch can be perfectly comfortable. 30. Just because it looks like your sister and acts like your sister doesn't mean it's your sister. 31. Apology is policy. 32. All lies lead to the truth. 33. Nothing vanishes without a trace. 34. Not everything dies. 35. Reticulans are grey, not green 36. The sexy one-armed guy in the black leather might not be all bad. --Maxx |
| ~It's possible to run in heels and not break an ankle ~Never trust a chain smoker ~You should check the back of people's necks before you even *consider* trusting them ~Those flashing lights really ARE UFOs ~Always have your cell phone...it can get you out of a helluva bind... ~The most outrageous explanation to explain something that can't be explained otherwise is usually correct... ~Smart IS sexy ~Whoever said "don't date your co-workers"...? ~They're watching ~No matter how many times someone tries to kill your baby, they will never succeed ~Miracles DO happen ~It's possible to get a baby-sitter for 3 A.M. on short notice ~Keep your mind open, your door locked, your friends close, and your enemies even closer... ~The good guys sometimes die....(TLG....) --MuldersMamma |
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