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| Things We've Learned From THE X-FILES *Thanks to everyone who submitted from The X-Files Fans Forum* |
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| *I've learned that guns won't stop a speeding train, and neither will a rental car parked on the tracks. --Petey |
| *Trust no one. *They're watching *Never give up on a miracle *FBI computers do things computers can't do yet. *Carry a spare cell phone...just in case you drop yours jumping on top of a train or something... *Stinky's good. *Souls reside on stars. *They've been here for a long time. *One man alone cannot fight the future. *If we fail to anticipate the unforeseen or expect the unexpected in a universe of infinite possibilities, we may find ourselves at the mercy of anyone or anything that cannot be programmed, categorized or easily referenced --Kylee |
| *I've learned that good-looking guys who have a fetish for sunflower seeds are usually kind of off-the-wall and see 'things' in the sky. *I've learned that cutting off someone's arm using nothing but brute force and a red-hot hunting knife is actually possible. *I've learned to double check behind the shower curtain. *I've learned to run fast and far at the slightest whiff of cigarette smoke. *I've learned never to accept a thermos of coffee from a hick-vampire, whether he's bucktoothed or not. *I've learned to properly pronounce "ploycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons". *I've learned that macho, balding, middle-aged men with broad shoulders do, in fact, enjoy the occasional sudsy bubble bath. *I've learned that kevlar vests can be a very sexy accessory. *I've learned the healing power of the whale song. *I've learned I can trust blue-eyed woodland creatures in executive suits, unsavory short-men in Clark Kent glasses, and tall gangly 'women' with long blonde hair. *I've learned that FBI parking lots and top secret rooms in fertility clinics need better security. *I've learned that nonsensical repetitive movements are symptomatic of mental illness. *I've learned never to get too close to anyone leaking black fluid from their eyes. *I've learned you can't always trust everyone working for the UN, especially bottle-blondes. *I've learned what it means to be a 'doof'. *I've learned that by simply putting an 'X' made of tape in my window, I'll get my very own shadowy informant free of charge. *I've learned that weasly mamma's-boys are better off being shot by their dad. *I've learned that crooked-mouthed former lovers only make matters worse. *I've learned never to take anything at face value, even hot-looking assassins in black leather. *Lastly, and simply, I've learned that those 'little men' aren't always green. --AuraAzure |
| *Always know your exits. *Never laugh at a woman who stands at the urinal next to yours. *A gunshot to the chest can't kill you, but a fall down a flight of stairs in a wheelchair might. *If the clock in your friend's car is blinking "12:00", get the hell outta there fast. *And finally... "Nothing disappears without a trace!" --Fumatori |
| -If a someone throws water in my face it automatically means we love each other. (I'm being sarcastic here) -If my husband dies of a heart attack, I shouldn't call me daughter (who happens to be a doctor) untill an hour after the fact. -I've learned that all hot men are actually women. -I've learned that no matter how many times I whip out a gun, it will never ruin my manicure. -I"ve learned how to run in heels. -Lastly, what I have learned last is that if I wanna meet some hot dudes, I should go be a fed. --TuChicken |
| *Leather makes ANYTHING hot. *Everyone who smokes is evil incarnate. *Never mess with a red-head. *Trenchcoats are cool. *Never trust old men who have a "shifty" look in their eyes. *Just because you died, doesn't mean you're really dead. --CrocHuntress |