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Last Updated: 6thApril 2002
Marc's Top 7 Jokes!
- Passerby (to Fisherman): Hi! Are you fishing?
Fisherman (angrily): No. I'm drowning worms!
- A black cow was standing in the middle of the road. A man was hauling an ass around
a corner with no headlights on, no dome light, no lights on at all. He slams on
the brakes at just the right time to miss the cow. How did the guy see the cow?
It was daytime!
Ah Beng: Don't bother me. I'm writting to my girl.
Ah Seng: But why are you writing so slowly?
Ah Beng: She can't read fast!
Question: How many types of animals did Moses put in the Ark?
Answer: Now was it Moses or Noah who build an Ark?!
Father: So how many questions did you get marked wrong for in your recent Add Math test?
Son: Only 9.
Father: Oh that's good! How many questions were there?
Son: 10!
Question: How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat?
Answer: I don't know, it's never been done!
Question: How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: None, because they never get the house!
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Back To Top!- This is the site I visit everyday to access to my primary e-mail. Hotmail is the most popular e-mail service currently. Hotmail has many good
features such as privacy, anti-virus, and block.
Back To Top!- This is my primary search engine. It's scope of search is indeed vast. In addition, this is a META search engine which is an advantage over
other search engines.
Back To Top!- This is my second search engine. Yahoo provides a directory of search of items which can be very useful for amatuers in searching the
web.
Back To Top!- This web site offers many useful software programs that can be downloaded. It's a very popular download site among web surfers. Descriptions
and comments from other users on each software is included in every download material. This is absolutely one web site that you can
trust.
Back To Top!- This is a Bible search engine! This site enables you to quote any part from the Bible. It also allows you to search for verses using keywords.
One very of its very useful tools is that it is flexible in terms of versions where you can choose which version you want your Bible readings to be
in.
Back To Top!- This site is unique in a sense that it stores all reading materials since 1995 until now! This site provides daily reading materials for spiritual
growth. One of its very distinguish feature is that if you are too lazy to read, you can always listen to it through RealAudio instead! Since this site is
updated daily, it's new site everyday!
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