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Home |
Luke |
Friends |
MST3K |
MST3K Sounds |
TV Sounds |
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| Austin Powers |
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So I Married An Axe Murderer: |
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| Austin: "Is it cold in here?" |
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Stuart: "Heed! Paper! Now! . . ." |
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| Evil: " That makes me angry . . ." |
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Stuart: "Heed! Pants! Now!" |
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| Austin: "This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!" |
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Stuart: "May! Shut it!" |
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| Evil: "Throw me a frickin' bone here . . ." |
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Charlie: "Evil, like it's the fruit of the devil . . ." |
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| Austin: "Shall we shag now or shall we shag later?" |
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Charlie: "I like the nightlife, I like to boogie." |
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| Evil singing the Meow Mix song |
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Charlie: "I was just naked just then . . ." |
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| Ausitin: "Au contraire, baby. I believe you can't resist me!" |
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| Alotta: "How dare you break wind before me! . . ." |
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Wayne's World: |
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| Austin: "I think you're shagadelic, baby . . ." |
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Wayne: "Denied!" |
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| Austin: "Yeah, baby! Yeah!" |
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Wayne: "Excellent!" |
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| Austin: "Oh, behave!" |
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Wayne: ". . . I believe I requested the handjob!" |
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Wayne: "Schwing!" |
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Mike Myers: |
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| Toy Story: "You're mocking me, aren't you?" |
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Scotsman: "Welcome to All Things Scottish! . . ." |
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| Darth Vader: "If you only knew the power of the dark side!" |
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| Yoda: "Help you, I can . . ." |
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Adam Sandler: |
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| Yoda: ". . .Do or do not. There is no try." |
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Happy: "The price is wrong, bitch!" |
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| Ben Affleck: "Well boo f***ing hoo!" |
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Happy: ". . . Are you too good for your home?! . . ." |
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| Swingers: "You're so, you're so money . . ." |
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Happy: ". . . How 'bout I just go eat some hay? . . ." |
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| Princess Bride: "Inconceivable!" |
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| Spaceballs: "I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!" |
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| Spaceballs: ". . . you're to refer to me as 'idiot,' not 'you captain!'" |
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| UHF: "Stupid! You're so stupid!" |
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Elwood: "You see, we're on a mission from God." |
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| Top Gun: "Let's kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy!" |
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Elwood: "It's 106 miles from Chicago . . ." |
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| Aliens: "That's it, man. Game over, man! . . ." |
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Elwood: "It wasn't lies, it was just . . . bullshit." |
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Monty Python (various sources): |
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| Matt Foley: "Well, whooptie freakin' doo!" |
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Sir Vedivir: "What a strange person!" |
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| Foley: "Well, la dee frickin' da!" |
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Frenchman: "Your mother was a hampster . . ." |
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| Tommy: ". . . a lot of people go to college for 7 years . . ." |
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Knight: "Ni!" |
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| Richard: ". . . Tommy is a Scorpio, he likes biking . . ." |
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God: "Every time I try to talk to someone, it's sorry this . . ." |
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| Tommy: "I was checkin' the, uh, specs . . ." |
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"And now for something completely different." |
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King Arthur: "What are you going to do, bleed on me?" |
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| Tommy: "I'm a maniac, maniac . . ." |
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Swamp King: "Oh, bloody hell." |
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"Bring out your dead!" |
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Brian's follower: "How shall we f*** off, oh Lord?" |
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Frenchman: "I fart in your general direction!" |
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| Lloyd: "I like it a lot!" |
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Frenchman: ". . . Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?" |
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| Lloyd: "You are one pathetic loser!" |
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"Bet you're gay!" "No, I'm not!" |
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Knight: "We are the knights who say, 'Ni!'" |
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Old Man: "I'm not dead!" |
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". . .say no more, say no more, know what I mean, nudge, nudge!" |
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| Ace: "Isn't this incredible!" |
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MPEG of Sir Robin's theme |
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| Ace: "If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer!" |
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Well, sir, I have got a silly walk." |
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| Ace: "For God's sake, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a pool man!" |
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King Arthur: ". . . What do you mean, an African or European swallow?" |
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| Ace: "Do not go in there! . . ." |
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Frenchman: "Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!" |
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| Ace: "Lehoo-seher!" |
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"Piss off!" |
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| Ace: "Reheheheheally!" |
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Serf: "Help, help! I'm being repressed!" |
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| Ace: "Man, I'm tired of bein' right!" |
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Serf: ". . . just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!" |
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| Ace: "Take care, then. Bye-bye now!" |
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King Arthur: "You silly sod!" |
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| Ace: "Hi, welcome back!" |
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Jewish Priest: "Are there any women here today?" |
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| Ace: "Let's do all the things that you wanna do!" |
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Frenchman: "You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!" |
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| Ace: "There's someone on the wing! . . ." |
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King Arthur: "Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!" |
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| Ace: "I'm looking for Ray Finkle - and clean pair of shorts." |
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