> The plural of whim is woman
> Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.
> I'm a self-made man, but I think if I had to do it over again, I'd call in someone else.
> Of all liars, the most convincing is memory.
> What can one expect of a day which begins with getting up in the morning.
> Men do make passes at girls who wear glasses. It depends on their frames.
> Nobody is sicker than the man who is sick on his day off.
> Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of
marrying the whole girl.
> Don't let yesterday use too much of today.
> All she knows about cooking is how to bring
a man to a boil.
> When a man looks a woman straight in the eyes,
she'd better do something about her figure.
> She knows how to give a man her own way.
> No matter how well a woman carries her years, she's
bound to drop a few sooner or later.
> Bank accounts are like toothpaste, easy to take out but hard to put back.
> When a woman tells you her age, it's all right to look surprised, but don't scowl.
> I grew up to be the kind of a kid my mother didn't want me to play with.
