CloneCrafters Coming Soon to a Mall Near You

Section to start a new franchise in malls throughout North America. Section, after their sustained success in cloning, will be starting a chain of stores called "CloneCrafters" in shopping malls throughout North America. CloneCrafters is to produce clones for the general public, at affordable prices. "We want cloning to be available to everyone," said Ed Horrovitz, the Regional Manager for CloneCrafters in the Pacific Northwest. "For convenience we have weekend and evening appointments, and we even accept many insurance plans. After all, your deoxyribonucleic acid is too important to waste." Mr. Horrovitz went on to stress that CloneCrafters are versatile and will meet the needs of every consumer, from parents needing a clone because of a last-minute babysitter cancellation to scriptwriters in need of a quick plot device to use in substandard scripts.

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