Minh Tran

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Hey yo this is Minh Tran's site you're visiting.  I'm a 1st year (soon to be 2nd year!) student in Electrical Engineering at the University of Waterloo in Ontario, Canada.  My phone number here is (519)725-6400.  Gimme a ring ding I dare ya. My dorm is Room 305 in South 3 of the Villages.  I'll show you around my place if ya want.  The inspiration for this page is that there is no inspiration.  I made it because other people have one and I want one too.  I'm gonna make it look as badass as possible as soon as possible but in the meantime I'm just gonna furnish you guys with some pics i have kicking around along with corresponding snarky Maxim-style captions.  At some point I'm also gonna have a nice message board because I love message boards.  I also go by the name Tofu the Mellow Yellow Fellow and Blazing Asian when I rap.  I rap on occasion.  Ok that's all from me, I'd like to give a shout out to all the Asians across the globe! Haha just joking.

Yah check this is me in my dorm and there's a flower in my pocket.  From the waste down I'm completely naked.  I thought I looked good in the pic but my friends think otherwise.  If I ever learn how to make polls I'll let you, the public decide.
Ooh I'm getting intimate with Vikas.  It's the most action I've gotten in ages.

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I'm really interesting.

Hey hey yah I have a mom, a dad and a sister. Their respective names are Mai, Khuon and June.  They're awfully nice to me tho I sometimes wonder why oh why.  Along the same lines I've been blessed with a whole wack of amazing friends who always take care of me regardless of what's going on.  God bless then.  I would like to give personal shout outs but in fear of leaving someone out I'll leave it to some other time, but straight up and down I'm crazy about almost everyone I know, very few people bug me.

Current Fetish:
Girls with smaller ICQ numbers than me

This is me and my buddy Vikas (Doo Doo Brown, my partner in rhyme).  He once spent an hour freestyling about his mothers thryroid infection.  And yes he rhymed it with erection, that's just dirty.  Cheers baby.

Eh! How youuuu doin'?

Hey this is me at Engineering formal with my buddy Jay, don't I like fruity?  He's in Elec eng too, i feel bad right now because I'm representing all my Waterloo friends but none of my good friends back in Missisauga, as soon as I get pics scanned of them they'll be all over the place too.

Yo here's me getting jiggy with another guy again.  If Jay was a girl my gay expression would be one of pure joy and my pants would be soiled.

This is my bro Denesen.  He's from Scarborough so you know not to mess with him and also you know that if you need a really bitchin' pair of sneaks he's got friends who can hook you up.  He's also a player, just like me.

Despite how this picture may appear I can assure you I am indeed taller than Jen.
Hey? What's Jay's other hand doing down there, and why is Stefano lookin' so happy?

This is my good pal Jen, she's really smart and really nice.  She's always taking care of me and making sure I don't fail my ass out of this godforsaken place.  She let's me copy her assignments.  Kudos babe.

This was at the first Summerfest up here in Loo on the patio, it was a really nice vibe.  If I knew how to make word bubbles I would put one over Ante's head that would go "Derrrrrrrrr derrrrrrr!"
And look, Jay looks like Beavis.

Yah I paid her to stand beside me.

This is my friend Allison like Denesen she's also from Scarborough.  And ooh ooh check out the tatoo on her arm it says "Happiness" in Arabic but her mom and cousins and aunts can't find out about it. 

Lard Ass Hoe Bag!

Here's my ex-girlfriend Jill, we went out for 18 months.  She's a great gal and this pic isn't very flattering of her (she looks a little porky!) Even though we weren't meant for each other I will always think she's beautiful and always love her in some way. And though it's tempting to trash talk her I promise I will never ever under any circumstances do this.

Oh woe is me to not get to see my good good friend Fatima too much anymore.  She's always been altogether too good to me even though I dunno why.  I've known her since grade 7 and it's gonna kick ass chilling in a backyard when we're old watching our kids run through sprinklers together.

I'm gonna name one of my kids Fatima one day, and he'll be damm proud of that name oh yes he will.
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Am I the sexiest person (male or female) in Waterloo?


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"And now we've reached the African Pavillion here at the Toronto Zoo and some fine examples of hairless female(?) apes..."

This is my fellow Asian Andy Wu, I lived with him for 4 mos during 1st term at a wretched hole of a place "410 Hazel".  I drowned my sorrows at the bottom of the bottle and he drowned his sorrows in obscure Chinese Rock.  He reccently transferred into Mech Eng from Civil and can whup you at Badminton.

"Wazzap! Wazzap! Ok this is more fun over the phone and with actual friends...."

These sexy mommas are my ICQ friends Meghan and Allison from Oakville.  It's always funny hearing about their (hyper)active love lives. 

"Ok guys lets all stand beside Minh and humour him into thinking he has friends!"
"Price Check in Aisle 4 please:  A bag of Tostitos, 3lbs of Mangos, one paint covered Korean boy in goggles..."

This is a whole wack of good friends from Glenforest.  The white guy up front getting manhandled is Tom, everyone refers to him as the Fat Polak, you may choose to.  The person doing the manhandling is (white guy) Graham, he wake boards and is up in the boonies right now he's a good guy who's taken care of me many times.  The white guy with the blue nike hat is Peter he gets to work on cool TV shows.  The taller white guy in the back is Neil he comes up with some pretty funny shit.  Below him (the brown guy) is Rikky, he's gonna be a clothing mogul someday just like me.  Beside them is Fatima (brown girl), you've seen her previously on my site.  Beside her is the white guy Eric he was a really good friend in high school though what's up with him nowadays I do not know.  And the white guy beside him is Kev, he's got massive biceps but I still can beat him in arm wrestling.  And in the centre, that good looking yellow guy is me.

This is Mike a guy I met throught the YMCA who *used* to be really cool but look what he's become since he's gone to Queens:  A big ol' piece of stinkin' trash chillin' in a shoppin' cart.   

"Minh, please be gentle....."
I would have taken this picture closer but they smelt funny.

This is Catherine and Linh two wonderful Asian ladies who went to my highschool and had crazy crushes on me, but I stymied them and now I think they've discovered their love for each other.  Just kiddin'. I'm not sure what's up with them but I'm sure they've got lotsa guys fiending for them. 

What can I say, this is an image of me and another guy in bed together.  That other guy is Eric a good pal back from Mississauga and Glenforest SS. He tends to fluctuate between ripped and tubby.  I haven't seen him in ages so I have no idea at which amplitude he's at. He was dating a 21 year old (female) when he was only 17.  Gotta respect that.

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