"Kinda interesting that the whole fraud of your marriage was sanctified by the church."
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"Shoulda taken a left at the pitcher's mound like I told ya, Dad."
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"Who wants to rub lotion on me?!"
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"Pull my finger to dispense the hot fudge."
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"Hate to spoil your surprise, but Nixon loses."
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"Fuck you, Granddad!"
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"Looks like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed!"
"Eh, looks like somebody else woke up on the wrong side of 1973."
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"Guess who just pitched a tent?"
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"Oh yeah? That was nothing... watch me clear out the two rows behind that."
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"Then hold down his front legs."
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