"Call me 'little duffer' one more time and I cave your skull in."

"Close that door! You're letting all the cold void out!"

"Whew! That Ortho-Gro is some good shit!"

"I wish we were on a train so I could spit on all those people down there."

"'Hello, Chum!' 'I'm a master baiter.' 'Well, if you won't let me cut bait I guess I better just go fishing.' Oh yeah, Dad, you really cracked them up in there."

"You'll have to wait until Mom finishes readin' Mr Bunny's Kama Sutra to me!"

"That'll teach those pricks in Apt. 3G."

"This isn't what I expected when he said he was 'gonna pull the Snapper out of the garage' and you were gonna 'trim the bushes'."

"Twenty-five lap dances and all I get is this lousy balloon. I'm off to the bathroom to rinse out my panties."

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