
"Call me 'little duffer' one more time and I cave your skull in."
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"Close that door! You're letting all the cold void out!"
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"Whew! That Ortho-Gro is some good shit!"
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"I wish we were on a train so I could spit on all those people down there."
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"'Hello, Chum!' 'I'm a master baiter.' 'Well, if you won't let me cut bait I guess I better just go fishing.' Oh yeah, Dad, you really cracked them up in there."
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"You'll have to wait until Mom finishes readin' Mr Bunny's Kama Sutra to me!"
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"That'll teach those pricks in Apt. 3G."
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"This isn't what I expected when he said he was 'gonna pull the Snapper out of the garage' and you were gonna 'trim the bushes'."

"Twenty-five lap dances and all I get is this lousy balloon. I'm off to the bathroom to rinse out my panties."
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