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Putting in my two weeks notice
Later on today
Can't live a happy life
Living on my pay

Working here for five years now
Another year no way!
Putting in my two weeks notice
Later on today

They all smell bad
The boss talks funny
Everybody else
Makes more money

There's no reason
For me to stay
So I'm leaving here today
I'm leaving here today

Putting in my two weeks notice
Later on today
Didn't do it last year
But I'm not gonna stay

Working here for six years now
Another year no way!
Putting in my two weeks notice
Later on today

Copier's jamed
My pens are missing
Everybody's talking
And I don't wanna listen

There's no reason
For me to stay
So I'm leaving here today
I'm leaving here today

Putting in my two weeks notice
Later on today
Never got around to it
But today's the day

Working here for ten years now
Another year no way!
Putting in my two weeks notice
Later on today

Cubicle's small
My desks are cluttered
Thinkin' of this place
Makes me shudder

There's no reason
For me to stay
So I'm leaving here today
I'm leaving here today

Turning seventy years old
Later on today
Did not live a happy life
Living on my pay

Working here for much too long now
Another year no way!
They gave me my two weeks notice
So I'm leaving here today

I'm leaving here today

Ralph Wiggum
Ralph Ralph Wiggum

Ralph Wiggum
Ralph Ralph Wiggum

Ralph Wiggum
Ralph Ralph Wiggum

Ralph Wiggum
Ralph Wiggum

He's Ralph

He saw a dog in the vent
His Wookiee, it was bent
His dad's the police chief
He's a Viking in his sleep

He's Ralph Wiggum
Ralph Ralph Wiggum

Ralph Wiggum
Ralph Wiggum

Ralph Wiggum
Ralph Ralph Wiggum

Ralph Wiggum Wiggum Wiggum

He's Ralph

With his nose he plays the flute
It goes "Toot toot toot"
He ain't getting any thinner
Walks into walls with TV dinners

"I choo choo choose you!"

I wish I was you
You wish you were me
You wish I was there
I wish I wasn't here

Take it away
Bring it here

There will always be
Another day for sorry

You wish you weren't here
I wish I was there
You wish I was not there
I wish I... I wish I could

Take it away
Bring it here
There will always be
Another day for sorry

I'm not the one you wish I was
You're not the one you wish I was
I'm not the one you wish I was
You're not the one I thought I was

I wish I was you
You wish you were me
You wish I was there
I wish I wasn't here

I've got friends at work
I've got friends from school
I've got friends all over
Enough to fill a pool

Some of my friends are big
Some of them, they are tall
I've got friends who are short
And I have some who are small

So when you say
"Let's be friends"
You can count me out

When I hear those words
It makes me wanna shout

I have enough friends
I don't need no more
I appreciate the offer
But I don't need no more

I have enough friends
I don't need no more
I was sort of hoping
That we'd become more

No matter where I go
There's a friend around
At the store and at the mall
The pizza shop and at the pound

Whenever I need some help
A friend's there to lend a hand
They are everywhere I go
By sea air or land

So when you say
"Let's be friends"
You can count me out

When I hear those words
It makes me wanna shout

I have enough friends
I don't need no more
I appreciate the offer
But I don't need no more

I have enough friends
I don't need no more
I was sort of hoping
That we'd become more

Am I really here?
Feels like a dream
Things ain't always
As they seem

That life you lived
Was so real
In this world
You keep what you steal

Maybe it's too late
Maybe I don't know
Maybe this is fate
Maybe I'm unconscious

Maybe it's too late
Maybe I don't know
Maybe this is fate

Maybe I'm unconscious
Maybe I'm unconscious
Maybe I'm unconscious

Swim in confusion
The price is met
The pain is gone
Now place your bets

My hope is gone
But I feel fine
Let them know
That the world is mine

Maybe it's too late
Maybe I don't know
Maybe this is fate
Maybe I'm unconscious

Maybe it's too late
Maybe I don't know
Maybe this is fate

Maybe I'm unconscious
Maybe I'm unconscious
Maybe I'm unconscious

There's this guy I know
He lives in outer space
People come to see him
From all over the place

He'll grant a wish
Anything you dream
Just ask and you'll recieve
He's more than he seems

He's Ming
The Merciful
He's Ming
The Merciful
He's Ming
Will not lie
He's Ming
What a guy

He lives in a castle
Out among the stars
He's even got places
On Jupiter and Mars

There's no nicer man
In the galaxy
If you lose your shoes
He will give you three

He's Ming
The Merciful
He's Ming
The Merciful
He's Ming
Will not lie
He's Ming
What a guy

There are rumors that he's going away
Says that he has nothing else to say
It would be sad
To see him leave
Ming don't go!

He has given away all he owns
Says he can't pay off his loans
So he has to
Make a new start
Somewhere else

He's Ming
The Merciful
He's Ming
The Merciful
He's Ming
Will not lie
He's Ming
What a guy

I am going away
Nothing to stay here for
I am going away
Please just walk me to the door

I don't know what to say
When things turn out this way
I don't know what to do
Now I've lost my love so true

So I'm going away
Please just walk me to the door
I am going away
Can my heart stay here with you?

I don't know what to say
When things turn out this way
I don't know what to do
Now I've lost my love so true

I don't wat to go
Please don't make me go
Please don't make me go
Please don't make me go

I miss the days of the C64
And all the games
They don't make anymore

Stayed up late
Playin' Zorro
I woke up early
To play GI Joe

I was a fiend
For that blue screen
Commodore graphics
On my TV

Never had a hard drive
Or a 128
But with thousands of games
It was always great

Don't call me old
'Cause I like 7 Cities of Gold
Don't call me a traitor
'Cause I lake Game Maker more than Tomb Raider

No flight sticks
And no CD tracks
But I still get a kick
Out of playin' Blue Maxx

Digital sound
Had yet to be done
But it can't beat the crickets
From Maniac Mansion

(crickets)


Don't call me old
'Cause I like 7 Cities of Gold
Don't call me a traitor
'Cause I lake Game Maker more than Tomb Raider

Years have gone by
Now it's in a box
A coffin of memories
Without a lock

Thinkin' of all the fun
I had lost
I think I'll go downstairs
And dust it off

Miss the days of the C64
And all the games
They don't make anymore

Tripping under your sleeves
Hiding from the sunlight
Racing along the streets
Lit by broken dreams

Below you see the people
Moving there and everywhere
Where are they going?
They want to go away

Falling from grace, I'm winning the race
It's all the same to me now
Look out the door, reach for the floor
It's time to take your medicine

Rain rises from the ground
More trouble than it's worth
Take it from me but give it back
I'm not quite ready yet

People are blind but they can see
That their future is shattered
Bore me to life, sign me a poem
Leave another step

Falling from grace, you've lost the race
Just look at me now
Look at the floor, reach for the door
It's time to take your medicine

In a spot that we call home
There are people who we like
Leave me there, go anywhere
Please take your medicine

Out in the alley snow is falling
Down the sewer it goes
When it comes back it'll be the same
Please take your medicine

Falling from space, I'm filling up space
I'm useless anyhow
Tear up the floor, knock down the door
Reach for the medicine

Can't believe what you said
Heard it, now I see red
Ludicrous the lies you spreadin'
You'll be sorry, that's what I'm bettin'

Wipe that look off your face
Childish games are out of place
Nothing you've been saying is true
So I've got a little advice for you

Before you say something you might regret
Before you say something I won't forget
You'd better

Bite your tongue
Better bite your tongue
You'd better
Bite your tongue
Better bite your tongue

You'd better

Can't believe that you still play dumb
Like I don't know where that came from
Your motive is what I wanna' know
You should shut your mouth and go

Don't get upset, don't you step to me
You knew this is how it had to be
Nothing you've been saying is true
So I've got a little advice for you

Before you say something you might regret
Before you say something I won't forget
Before you try to act like my friend
Before you meet your end
You'd better

Bite your tongue
Better bite your tongue
You'd better
Bite your tongue
Better bite your tongue

You'd better

Bite your tongue
Better bite your tongue
You'd better
Bite your tongue
Better bite your tongue

I see your face
Every night
In my dreams
In black and white

It's been so long
Seven years
You stay the same
You'll stay...

My life changed forever
When I saw your picture
I can't let them know
They don't understand me

I talk to you always
But you remain silent
I can't let them know
You live on in my mind

Sometimes I think
You're still alive
And I want you
By my side

He brought you to me
But took you away
One day I'll find him
One day I'll find...

I avoid my reflection
Deny my obsession
Can't face my regression

I may need help
But what's the use
As long as I have you

So I avoid my reflection
Deny my obsession
Won't face my regression

I see your face
Every night
In my dreams
In black and white

Clean up on aisle five
Clean up on aisle five
How I wish the time would fly
It makes me want to cry (cause there's a)
Clean up on aisle five

No way

The sink's clogged up again
The sink's clogged up again
Got to fix it for the umpteenth time
Living here should be a crime
The sink's clogged up again

Not again

I just ran over my cat
I just ran over my cat
She used up all her lives
Now she's covered in flies
I just ran over my cat

Not Fluffy!
Poor Fluffy.

I just burned down my house
I just burned down my house
I found out a little too late
You shouldn't nuke a metal plate
I just burned down my house

Ah, it was a dump anyway.
Where am I gonna live?

I just drove off a bridge
I just drove off a bridge
Shouldn't have went to the bar
Then tried to drive my car
I just drove off a bridge

I only had a few.

And then the day is over
And then the day is over
I couldn't take any more
Soon I'll be back at the store

Singin'

Clean up on aisle five

Went to Radio Shack
To get me an adapter
It was a good adapter
It was gold plated and stereo

Stereo...