Please do not get offended by these, they're not meant to hurt anyone's feelings. Read them at your own risk, but keep in mind that they are just for fun, and yet some are true. I'm just poking fun at the fact that everyone gossips, and gets mad at those who do it to them. Thanks, and enjoy!
Well, I have some new rumours...but so far no one has given me any so I have to get them on my own...
An annonymous person by the name of Curtis Hullar (ha ha Curtis, I told them it was you!) has been caught red-handed shop-lifting. The security guards caught him and guess what was found inside his coat? A box of tampons. Curtis doesn't even have a girlfriend...what I want to know is, who was he buying these for?
Absolutely everyone already knows this, but I thought I'd post it up here anyways:
About six months ago, Sara and I were shopping in the mall, and were checking out all of the nice looking guys. We were heading towards the fountain in the middle of the mall and this one group of guys followed us. One of them (I won't name names, !@#Jamie Lloyd#@!) trying to act all cool, and sat down on the edge of the fountain and called us over. Well, we went over (for a good laugh), and Sara pretended to flirt (at least I hope she was pretending) with him and just as he was trying a pick-up line on her, he slipped and fell backwards into the fountain. We all started laughing at him until the security guards came rushing and started yelling at him...man what an idiot.
April 27, 2002:
Well, as everyone already knows, my best friend, Sara G, is in like (yeah, that's right, like) with Grant! Ha, now everyone knows!
(Man, was that ever the juiciest gossip I've ever heard)
Genna F...no, that's too obvious, let's say G. Fenner, has been going to a psychologist...apparently we've made fun of her long enough that she's gone insane. Man, I hope she doesn't try to date her shrink (I'm sorry Genn, I had to say it, you know you date anything with a ... wallet?)
Matt Hinder was caught doing something (which I don't feel is appropriate to mention) in the girls' bathroom at school. Now, I don't know about you, but I am not that surprised at all. I think it's about time he got caught.
April 16, 2002:
Several people have reported this: some "unidentified" person, I'm guessing it was Colin, tried to get into the "Outsider" the other night with a bunch of his friends, but for some reason (maybe the fact that he's a little too young for the club scene) he was unable to get in. So, he decided to be an idiot and try to climb in the back way, through a window in what he thought was the men's bathroom...smart move. He managed to get in, but it ended up being the office, where the manager was sitting. Ha! Guess who's parent's got a call from the police?
April 12, 2002:
This one's good: Mark and Travis were trying to sneak into their house at four in the morning on the weekend, with out getting caught by Mark's parents, (who would get so mad and kill both of them) and so the tried to shimmy up the drainpipe at the side of the house. Well, Mark when up first, and made it up, and then Travis tried. He got half way up, his pants got caught on something, and began to rip. Of course, he didn't notice this, because he was so afraid that Mr. Davies was going to wake up. So he got to the top and made it in the window to Mark's room, and fell onto the floor. He looked up and say Mark's parents, and both his sisters (one of whom he's been trying to pick up for ever, but it's never gonna happen!) in the room, and then looked down and saw that he had ripped his pants down the front completely and conveniently forgot to wear boxers that day. Ha! Everyone saw his *ahem* HUGE penis...*he said he'd kill me if I told anyone it was really small :) oops!
