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| You perform the ritual of 'Sucka-Blo' taught to you by Professer Blofelt of the great mountain of Chesterfield. The dog, enthralled by your tedious meanderings, falls fast asleep in front of you, annoyingly drooling on your armoured feet. You give it a pat on the head and move on: you have more important issues to deal with. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The first of these issues crops up almost immediately: you haven't the foggiest idea of how to get anywhere, just a vague desire to bring about regime change wihtin this region. You are lost within a surprisingly small region. Luckily you spot a beggar. Unwilling to be drawn by my artist, for fear of reprisals from the 'Anti-Helping-Questing-Knights-League', all I am permitted to picture is his begging bowl (left). | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| You hail the beggar: "Hello there, matey?" "'Ello." comes the reply, so far, so good. "Could you tell me where I am?" you ask. "Yes." replies the beggar. Some embarrasing time later you ask: "Well, do it now would you?" "No." replies the beggar. "Ah," you say and ravage him with your mighty sword until his giblets are small enough to be swallowed whole by molluscs. Having done this, you notice that his liver is improbably |
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| inscribed with a very accurate map of the region. (Pictured above) Consulting this map, you have to decide where to go next, it's a tricky decision, but if the quest wasn't tricky, why would you be on it? Bearing in mind that you are aiming to take over the kingdom, which will require killing the King, who lives in 'The very tower you are trying to get to', where do you choose to go? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Sharpened stake pit of death The very tower you are trying to get to Swamp of death Graveyard of death |
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