NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!! I owe whoever wrote and sang that shit a cold cock to the face. In case you live under a rock it's a parody of the 12 days of christmas and if you do not know that song then you either live on Ft. dix or.... well.... you know about people from that hell hole
Let me take it apart for you.... "The _______ thing of christmas that's such a pain to me..."
12th day "Singing christmas carols" Who the fuck does this? Jehovah's witnesses? I've never done this shit and why would anyone. Good job morons why don't we throw references to Meshad while we're at it
11th day "Stale TV specials" And..... You were expecting WHAT from advertisers? Come on how stupid can you be. All the specials are Bull shit anyway and now the companies are starting to catch on that you'll feed on their shitty products made by some thailand communistic clusterfuck sweatshop whether or not they're on sale. Now you can make your conscience feel better about being a materialistic prick and pass the labor and the many hands lost to asssembly line machines to some other materialistic assfucker.
10th day "Batteries not included" Ohhhhhkaaaayyyy... So don't buy any. Your present from the durex condom company didn't ask for fucking batteries did he? He probably asked for the super-duper-tickle-me-whatever-the-fuck-toy-is-hyped-this-year.
9th day "No parking spaces" See #11 moron.... if you weren't at the fucking mall with your minivan packed with your snot nosed little demon seeds or surrounding yourself with the above above materialistic assholes perhaps you wouldn't put 10,000 miles on your car looking for a parking spot
7th day "Que kid whining random stuff" This little actually had the audacity to fucking say to his old man "BUY ME SOMETHING!!!". If my brat said something lke that to me I'd knock him the fuck out with a brick and then give him the brick for chritmas. take control of your little accident with a smack upside the head.
6th day "Charites" Oh christmas is the only time we're bothered with those huh? Hey asshole would it kill you to give 5 motherfuckin dollars to like the salvation army or the ronald mcdonald house. I hope you assholes end up homeless
5th day "5 months of bills" Huh that's funny not only did you waste your money in gas going to the mall, tell the salvation army guy to go fuck himself, bought your kid a cock flavored lollipop becuase he shut his damn mouth for 5 WHOLE SECONDS, but you bought enough shit to ruin your credit for 5 FUCKING MONTHS. You are pathetic.
4th day "facing my inlaws" FUCK YOUR IN LAWS DON'T INVITE THEM IF YOU THINK THEY'RE COCKSUCKERS! BAM PROBLEM SOLVED!!!!
3rd day "sending christmas cards" Why do these wretched things exist. Birthday cards exist and they're alright (as long as they have money) but christmas cards. Do your part to make sure these go extinct. Seriously
2nd day "rigging up the lights" How do you have trouble rigging lights for a christmas tree? Are you that fucking stupid? OHHHHHH WAIT YOU MEAN HOUSE LIGHTS!!!! In that case yea you are that fucking stupid. Silly moron lights are for trees.
1st day "finding a christmas tree" Go to the next page to see what I think of this bull shit in a hat
Oh and don't point out the irony of me bitching about people bitching about christmas I'll punch you in the face, rape you in the ass, and then shit your hat. Assholes!!!
