PART 2
The last one pisses me off the most.
5. "I should get a discount because I'm defending your country."
First off, what exactly are you defending in Ft. Dix? The fucking trees? You sure as hell are doing a good job there. Those terrorists are scared shitless to try and step to you badass motherfuckers. YOU'RE A GOD DAMN MILITARY BASE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING WOODS! THERE IS NOTHING TO DEFEND!!!!!!
Perhaps you ass reamers didn't realize that all you're doing besides mundane training exercises, playing with live ammo, sitting on your ass on my dime, and calling to order a pizza. Is absolutely NOTHING!!! Go tell your buddies in Iraq you're defending our country you fucking pansy. If you're too damn cheap to expect to pay full price for your fucking pizza then GO AWAY AND DON'T ORDER ANY!!! Allow us to not waste our time with you so that we can actually service our customers who actually give a fuck about us.
Also, what the fuck is up with you people shutting your barracks up like you have some kind of Top Secret government files in there or something? Oh wait those damn sneeky terrorists! They could be anywhere I almost completely forgot. Surely they would love to get on this base and blow up..... Oh wait there's nothing important to blow the fuck up.
Get some brain cells you fucking morons.
